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8 comments | Posted by roseleanor 25 months ago

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...Extraordinary But True Names of British People

I have been reading the above-titled book, with a mixture of hilarity and amazement. So, I thought I'd share a few of my favourites...

Jane Fuxlonger

Norman Conquest

Ivor Hardon

Nutty Haddock

Emma Royds

Piggy Banks

Seymour Pussy

Fanny Pounder

Dinah Saw

Roger Mycock

I could go on, as there are literally hundreds of them, all real. They made me laugh, so I hope they do you too.

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roseleanor
Posted on Dec 19, 2007 at 04:09 PM
652 tokens, 3.28 days wasted

Next up, I'm reading 'How to avoid a wombat's bum'

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 19, 2007 at 04:32 PM
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OMG way too funny,, Now take the names and make a story with them !!

Dinah Saw, Norman Conquest Nutty Haddock's, EmmaRoyds. Ivor Hardon, wants to Seymour Pussy, like Roger Mycock, Piggy Banks, Jane Fuxlonger.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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Bamber
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 12:48 AM
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I used to know a Victoria (Vicky) Naylor.

(This comment was modified on Dec 20, 2007 12:48 AM)

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 03:29 AM
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some how that reminds me of a quote i used to say....
man.. would you like a pint of cider.
me... i would rather be in cider.
i will be glad when i get back to work i think i am loosing my marbles

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Token
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 02:44 AM
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@ Emma Royds

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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konifur
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 02:45 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

what about Betty Swollocks...i made that one up.

but i did know a girl called Teresa green.

(This comment was modified on Dec 20, 2007 03:26 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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shadk1
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 07:07 AM
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I knew a girl (no joke) whose maiden name was Skanks. She got married and changed her name to Bland.

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konifur
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 07:13 AM
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i knew a girl called susan white....ok her names not funny but she has enormous tits.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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