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2 comments | Posted by konifur 25 months ago
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Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey", died peacefully at home. He was 93.all went well at the undertakers when they put him in his coffin until they tried to put his left leg in.

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Dec 19, 2007 at 01:12 PM
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Just thought I'd share the lyrics to a song that is sung to the tune of the "Hokey-Pokey"



You start your print press up,
You put print plate down,
You make some brand new bills,
And you hang them to dry out.
You make the hokey money,
and you spend it all around.
It's gonna turn about.

You start your lemon up,
You try to leave the town,
You hear the sirens blaring,
And they catch you peeling out.
You made the hokey money,
and you spent it all around.
It's gonna turn about.

You lean against the car,
You spread your arms right out,
They throw your butt in jail,
And no one can bail you out,
You made the hokey money,
and you spent it all around.
It's gonna turn about.

You hear your case come up,
You see the jury frown,
Your verdict has been read,
And you hear the gavel pound.
You made the hokey money,
and you spent it all around.
It's gonna turn about.

You see your prison cell,
You begin to pout,
You're convicted of the crime,
And in 30 you'll be out.
You made the hokey money,
and you spent it all around.
This is your turn about.

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offer"

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 02:43 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

nice one bri

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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