Another Blonde Joke 3 comments | Posted by roseleanor 25 months ago

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Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"

He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.

His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

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bkvestal Posted on Dec 18, 2007 at 06:29 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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roseleanor Posted on Dec 19, 2007 at 03:21 PM 652 tokens, 3.28 days wasted

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I've just read your signature, and having an English accent, it took me a while to get the "Tulips". Very funny

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)

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bkvestal Posted on Dec 19, 2007 at 03:30 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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