Three Dead Men (joke) 6 comments | Posted by Bamber 25 months ago

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle.", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates." Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates.".

The third man, Jack, started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

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konifur Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 02:17 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

if i was there i would of screwed up and said,"these are Anne's." zzzzzzzzzzzzzap straight to Hades place to not pass go do not collect £200.

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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bkvestal Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 08:49 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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That brings up a curiosity for me. Do they have a British version of Monopoly? If so what are the to most expensive properties?

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Bamber Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 09:12 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

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This board is the standard London version (the most commonly used) http://central.kaserver5.org/PlayK/Monopoly/Eng.html
...and there is also a complete UK version: http://www.monopoly.co.uk/HoldingPage/board_uk.aspx

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bkvestal Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 09:22 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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Ok, that satisfied my curiosity, thanks

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offer"

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alex657684 Posted on Dec 18, 2007 at 04:04 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

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Luton Airport huh? reminds me of a couple Monty python sketches.....

and yes, I will continue to remind you of that until you remember some of them

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konifur Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 09:10 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

yes it has the streets of London... the blue ones, Mayfair and park lane i think
are the most expensive. bamber might know.it`s been a while.they do versions of smaller cities as well but the London one is the oldest and the most popular.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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