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Apologies if you've read this before..
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy, coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat and his boots, so he arrests him for Indecent Exposure. As he is locking him up, the Sheriff asks him, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road, when this burly construction worker asks me to go out to his motor home with him, and so I did... We go inside and he takes off his t-shirt and asks me to take off my shirt, so I did. Then he takes off his jeans and asks me to take off my pants, so I did. Then he takes off his jock strap and asks me to take off my underwear, so I did. Then he gets on the bed and gets on all fours, looks at me kind of hot and sexy and says, "Now go to town, cowboy...And so here I am." Blonde men do exist!
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