Dental Extraction (joke)

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Dental Extraction (joke)
7 comments | Posted by Bamber 26 months ago

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A man went to a dentist one day for a regular check up. The dentist decided that one tooth was in such bad condition that it should be extracted. The dentist advised the man of the situation who agreed to the procedure.
When the dentist went to give the man an injection the man said "don't worry, I don't need an injection". The dentist went on to explain that the procedure could be very painful however the patient insisted that he would be OK without a needle. The patient went on to explain that he had two experiences in recent times that had made him immune to pain so the dentist went ahead and extracted the tooth. To the dentist's amazement the guy didn't even wince.

The dentist, quite astonished remarked "that was amazing, the two recent experiences you say you had that made you immune to pain must have been something special, would you care to tell me about them".

The man said "sure, one day I was out hunting and suddenly had an overwhelming urge to evacuate my bowels. I ducked behind a bush and squatted down and my scrotum landed squarely on the trigger of a rabbit trap and CRUNCH!!". The dentist exclaimed "oh my god, that must have been excruciating but what was the second experience".

The man replied "when I ran out of chain."

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DebzPage
Posted on Dec 13, 2007 at 01:53 AM
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OUCH!!!... tooth extraction is painful...

Sorry cant sympathise with the other... never having shat in the woods

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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bkvestal
Posted on Dec 13, 2007 at 07:30 AM
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Also you don't have balls to get caught in a rabbit Trap...

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage
Posted on Dec 13, 2007 at 04:46 PM
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I don't have the stupidity to put my naked bits somewhere where I haven't first checked for thier safety!!!

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Dec 14, 2007 at 09:53 AM
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm naked bits.* drools on keyboard.*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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DebzPage
Posted on Dec 15, 2007 at 02:50 AM
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WOW thought I was going to have a nervous breakdown!!!! UGOTO was down to NZ and I've had to have a life.... wore my fingers out lookin' at other sites.... Look Konifur.... typing with no hands

(This comment was modified on Dec 15, 2007 02:51 AM)

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Dec 15, 2007 at 07:11 AM
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blubba blubba blubba * more drooling * oh bugger now i have a GHJ inprinted on my nose.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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