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9 comments | Posted by alex657684 25 months ago

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If you can name the episode that each quote came from, you are always looking on the bright side of life.

“It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, and one which Hitler just couldn’t match.”

“He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!”

But it's my only line!

"I should say not! Dinsdale was a perfectly normal person in every way. Except inasmuch as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog he referred to as Spiny Norman."

"OH! Uh... Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky Shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives... contraceptives?"

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konifur
Posted on Dec 12, 2007 at 12:58 AM
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The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Dec 12, 2007 at 12:59 AM
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Waaayyyyy too long ago for me to remember. I was still at school when most of these were made, and haven't seen them since.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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alex657684
Posted on Dec 12, 2007 at 01:03 AM
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you can get the complete series on DVD for around $50...

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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konifur
Posted on Dec 12, 2007 at 01:05 AM
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you are telling little fibs you could quote the parrot sketch...so i dedicate this song to you...

I have sinned dear Father Father I have sinned.
Try and help me Father.
Won't you let me in? Liar.
Nobody believes me Liar.
Why don't they leave me alone?.
Sire I have stolen stolen many times.
Raised my voice in anger.
When I know I never should.
Liar oh ev'rybody deceives me.
Liar why don't you leave me alone?.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Dec 12, 2007 at 01:23 AM
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I still couldn't say which episode any of them were from.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on Dec 12, 2007 at 01:27 AM
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i know ,i just fancied a little sing song,i`m in a musical mood this morning.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Dec 12, 2007 at 01:28 AM
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And that takes me back as well. I remember my younger brother buying that album back in 1973.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on Dec 12, 2007 at 01:48 AM
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thats the one bamber

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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alex657684
Posted on Dec 12, 2007 at 12:32 PM
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i thought you were only 21? (or whatever the drinking age is in England)