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Recipe For Love (joke)
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Ingredients:4 Laughing eyes, 4 Well-shaped legs, 4 Loving arms, 2 Firm milk containers, 2 Nuts, 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 Firm banana.

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 11, 2007 at 05:26 AM
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...but i want to lick the bowl.* stamps feet*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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View Profile for CelesteCeleste
Posted on Jan 09, 2008 at 11:15 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

After use? YUK!



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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 10, 2008 at 01:26 AM
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yuk Celeste hell no.....well, unless i did the cooking myself.but not if i hired a chef.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Dec 12, 2007 at 12:00 AM
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i have to admit, i have an odd routine when I cook. I tend to lick the bowl before I start to mix anything.

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