Doe A Dear A Female Reindeer........

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Doe A Dear A Female Reindeer........
5 comments | Posted by konifur 12 months ago

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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME.
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known.. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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bkvestal
Posted on Dec 09, 2007 at 08:38 AM
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Steve, was Anne the one who summited this in your name?

(This comment was modified on Dec 09, 2007 08:38 AM)

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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konifur
Posted on Dec 10, 2007 at 01:06 AM
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anne does inspire me at times.if you look back a some of my blogs they are for women.as i have always said i am only slightly gay and only on a wednesday.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude
Posted on Dec 09, 2007 at 04:05 PM
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yeah, but the reindeer all are fairytales

if they were really women, they would take all the detours and stop at the yellow and red lights

(This comment was modified on Dec 09, 2007 04:05 PM)

Just Kidding!!

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alex657684
Posted on Dec 09, 2007 at 04:42 PM
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1. Then they are manly women.....or at least like being called by masculine names.

2. They couldn't be women, or Santa would have crashed into bushes several times before the night was over because Blitzen had to do her makeup.

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