Local Government Applicant (joke)

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Local Government Applicant (joke)
6 comments | Posted by Bamber 26 months ago

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A chap applies for a local government job.
The interviewer asks him - "Have you been in the armed services?"

Yes" he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."

The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment." He then asks "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM."

The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?"

"This is a local government job" the interviewer replies, "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls... no point in you coming in for that..."

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konifur
Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 06:27 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

i want that job to see what the girls scratch for the first two hours.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 10:08 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

WHY?????????????????????? ? Do you reaslly want to go there?????????

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 11:59 PM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Well you know me i am nosey....curiosity killed the konifur.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude
Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 03:30 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

all females in government are really men

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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bkvestal
Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 06:31 AM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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