The Sunday School Teacher 8 comments | Posted by konifur 26 months ago

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I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they

understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale

and?gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept

everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'

Again, the answer was, 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun! 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave

candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get

me into Heaven?' I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, 'NO!' I was just bursting with pride for them.

'Well,' I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'

A six-year-old boy shouted out, 'YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!

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Bamber Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 01:36 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

I love the thing kids come out with.



Well, except the puke and crap, obviously.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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bkvestal Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 06:27 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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@ puke and crap

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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sweetbirdy Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 02:38 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Only out of the mouths of babes!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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bkvestal Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 06:27 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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alex657684 Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 01:27 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

well, you don't HAVE to be dead.......

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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minodude Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 03:32 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

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how else can you do it?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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alex657684 Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 04:41 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

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be Elijah.............

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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minodude Posted on Dec 07, 2007 at 03:31 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

i can picture "konifur the sunday school teacher" right now


NOT!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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