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NEW YORK - The Maltese pup that inherited $12 million from Leona Helmsley has been forced to flee Helmsley's Connecticut estate after receiving dozens of death threats. The petite pooch called Trouble was flown under an assumed name to a Helmsley property in Florida several months ago, The New York Post reported Monday. "We've had problems keeping her identity confidential, and we had to change her name even to take her on the aircraft," said John Codey, the Helmsley executive in charge of Trouble's $12 million trust fund. Trouble has a rotating security team, which accompanied her to Florida. The dog's penchant for biting people has earned her a lot of enemies over the years but Codey says he is astonished by the animosity towards the pooch. At a yearly cost estimated at more than $300,000, Trouble lives better than most Americans with meals prepared by chefs, expert medical care and frequent grooming. Helmsley's will called for Trouble to be cared for by her brother but he declined to take the pooch saddling Helmsley employees with the job.
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Doughnuts fly during Wis. police chase, MADISON, Wis. - A man was charged with leading police on a high-speed chase through Madison, Wis. -- in a stolen Krispy Kreme truck. Police said Warren G. Whitelightning was driving without a license, which had been revoked after his fourth drunken driving charge. The truck, which had doughnuts flying out of the back during the chase, rammed a University of Wisconsin police car, police said. No injuries were reported. Various charges against Whitelightning included theft of the truck, attempting to elude pursuing police and stealing eight red-hot pickled sausages, the Capitol Times reported. White- lightning could face up to 9 1/2 years in prison, authorities said.

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 08:14 AM
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Whitelightning??? In the UK white lightning is a cheap strong (7.5% abv) cider.
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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 08:19 AM
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The REAL WHITELIGHTNING here in the states is like 200 proof can and will cause blindness & heart failure got to go EASY on the stuff!!! or also known as MOONSHINE. I have a story about that one... But thats for another day!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 06, 2007 at 01:30 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

it`s a good paint stripper as well.

White lightnin - on a dead end street
White lightnin - where the deadbeats meet
White lightnin - its a one-way ride
White lightnin - oh, theres nowhere to hide...

it`s been a while since i have had a sing song.

(This comment was modified on Dec 06, 2007 01:39 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 07:53 PM
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threatening to kill a dog? somebody needs to get a life.


Whitelightning? is he trying to be a wrestler or something?

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 10:03 PM
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i think these are real

sarcasm!

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Dec 06, 2007 at 05:12 AM
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I am amazed the police caught up with him with all the donuts flying around.
Maybe they will add trying to bribe police to the charges.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 06, 2007 at 05:16 AM
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You should have seen the video !! Donuts flying out of the back of the truck.. I'm surprised the cop did not stop & pick up a dozen or two for the station!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








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