Need Protection 3 comments | Posted by konifur 26 months ago

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A Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist:
"I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some protection. How much is
a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A
three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked
redneck says. "Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?

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sweetbirdy Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 03:05 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
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bkvestal Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 07:31 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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alex657684 Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 07:51 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

I wasn't aware they even had condoms in Alabama.......

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