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"daddy,what Is Politics?"
5 comments | Posted by konifur 26 months ago
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.


The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.


Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. "

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

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View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Dec 01, 2007 at 01:47 AM
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Yep, that just about sums it up!

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Dec 02, 2007 at 08:10 AM
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Perfect example of politics.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Dec 02, 2007 at 09:23 AM
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Spot on!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 03, 2007 at 03:29 AM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Dec 03, 2007 at 10:20 AM
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Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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