3 Quickies(joke) 5 comments | Posted by konifur 26 months ago

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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder

1. All the DNA is the same.

2. There are no dental records.
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.

Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"

Leroy replied, "I'm not sure. What was her maiden name?"

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A little boy went up to his father and asked:

"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied. "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine"

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Bamber Posted on Nov 30, 2007 at 04:02 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

I thought you were going to post a picture like this, Steve.

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur Posted on Nov 30, 2007 at 04:09 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy Posted on Nov 30, 2007 at 04:12 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

All the DNA is the same??
No dental records??

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur Posted on Nov 30, 2007 at 04:23 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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i just knew you would not like the last one.

ok i will just go and myself.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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ressurection666 Posted on Apr 30, 2008 at 01:23 PM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

All answers are replies, but not all replies are answers.

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