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The Curse(joke)
3 comments | Posted by konifur 13 months ago

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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bkvestal
Posted on Nov 30, 2007 at 08:09 AM
7,407 tokens, 2.66 weeks wasted

I do believe this is every Married Mans curse.

(This comment was modified on Nov 30, 2007 08:10 AM)

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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roseleanor
Posted on Nov 30, 2007 at 03:12 PM
651 tokens, 3.18 days wasted

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It's many a married woman's too!

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)

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