My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful
younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra less.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and commit my life to her sister.Well, I was in total shock, and
couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock
as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is.......
Always keep your condoms in your car..
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