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4 comments | Posted by DebzPage 26 months ago

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Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet... "Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"

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konifur
Posted on Nov 19, 2007 at 12:15 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

if bono takes his head out of his ass he might be a half decent person.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude
Posted on Nov 19, 2007 at 10:36 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

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actually, bono is a giant poop

its all explained in south park

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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