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Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work (joke)
6 comments | Posted by bkvestal 26 months ago
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The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 06:57 PM
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Yup I like where you're going with this... only it aint gonna' work, this BL**DY country has gone 'SMOKE FREE' and I get thrown outside into the cold, chill, bl**dy southerly winds of Wellington just to have a fag. Don't they know that as a smoker my lungs are already weakened by my filthy habit and I could get sick! So drinking nah I bet they ban that next
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Posted on Nov 19, 2007 at 12:19 AM
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16.it make you want to shag the most ugliest secretary.( so everyones happy now.)

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Posted on Nov 19, 2007 at 10:37 PM
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but people wont want to work, and they wont work as hard

Just Kidding!!

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Posted on Nov 23, 2007 at 06:01 AM
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Get a position in a brewery in "Quality Assurance"!!!!!

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Posted on Nov 23, 2007 at 06:01 AM
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Get a position in a brewery in "Quality Assurance"!!!!!

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Posted on Nov 23, 2007 at 06:05 AM
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Oops...I've been "Assuring Quality"....
Oops...I've been "Assuring Quality"....

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