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Before You Meet With God (joke)
10 comments | Posted by bkvestal 13 months ago
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A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"

"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"

"About two minutes ago," came the reply.

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View Profile for BamberBamber  
Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 10:43 AM
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Sorry Brian - wrong comment.
(See http://www.ugoto.com/blog_68359.html)
And I can't detatch the damned picture, can I?

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Nov 19, 2007 at 07:46 AM
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Wow, Bam. I would hope this was a mistake. I would hate to think that you would feel this way about me.





I do realize this was meant for that other "So Called" post.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Posted on Nov 19, 2007 at 07:53 AM
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Grovelling apologies, Bri.


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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Nov 19, 2007 at 08:12 AM
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No prob, Bam. We still Pals.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Posted on Nov 19, 2007 at 08:54 AM
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View Profile for konifurkonifur  
Posted on Nov 20, 2007 at 12:03 AM
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who the hell is chinaznyj * phoning the men in white coats.*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Posted on Nov 20, 2007 at 12:06 AM
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theres seems to be alot more spam and just straight up "shitty users" than usual

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Nov 23, 2007 at 06:11 AM
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Yes And I've noticed some other stuff also...or "Norton" has.

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