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12 comments | Posted by worthalot 26 months ago
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Just log onto Google, Yahoo, AOL or MSN and type in my full name, Clive Worth to read a lot of stories about my Internet dating that has been out all over the world and you will see why, Millions of People do Internet dating but why do I make big news about it and still have Media after me for more stories, so nowI have now written my own book about it, (A Serial Shaggers Guide to Internet dating, My 1001 lovers). Even done a Documentary about it, that is also going around the world, (My 100,000 lovers), however, I have now finally found love, Yes I have given up thousands of women, for the one I now love and that again is another story to my chapter, Yet a few years ago I was an alcoholic, drinking everyday, lost in this world who no one wanted to know but now famous around the world, so how did all this come about, well it is such a long story that you will have to read my book to know how, not that I am trying to get you to read my book but that is the truth to my long and hard, complicated life, that a journalists from Wall Street New York, said to me, (one day, a film will be made about me), so Brad Pit, Move over and make way for another star, me, Clive Worth,


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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 08:57 AM
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A 100,000 Lovers?


Let's do some maths here. Let's assume 'a few years' = 5 years, then that means he had 20,000 lovers a year, which means on average he had almost 55 seperate lovers per day!!!

That seems like a little above average to me, but surely this guy wouldn't lie to us would he?

Yeah Right, What a Joke. His Book is Fiction.

(This comment was modified on Nov 18, 2007 08:58 AM)

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 10:45 AM
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Get off this site you limp dicked wanker.
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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 06:41 PM
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What concerns me is it's only fellas doin' the comments on this paticular item.... I'm only here to check if he had my name in his book

(This comment was modified on Nov 18, 2007 06:42 PM)


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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 05:45 PM
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LOL @ worthatwat!
I can hardly wait for the film, and all the plugs for it like 'shrooms' is getting.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 06:01 PM
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his head/face looks like that big guy from "goonies"

and jacking off to 1000 women online doesnt mean that you made love to them, ugly twat

(This comment was modified on Nov 18, 2007 06:03 PM)

Just Kidding!!

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Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 06:03 PM
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and you definitly deserve my award


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Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 06:04 PM
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darn it, my computer or ugoto or something messed up

blame the blog poster!

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Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 06:24 PM
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caught quEEny's stuttter did you.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 19, 2007 at 12:26 AM
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i will give worthalot this award.....
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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Marks.

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Posted on Nov 19, 2007 at 08:53 AM
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Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Damn !!! Now that hurt even me !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Nov 20, 2007 at 02:38 AM
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Bravo!
Encore, Encore!

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 20, 2007 at 06:15 AM
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AS FAGAN SAYS IN OLIVER TWIST ..."WHAT MORRRRE!!!"

OK!

( i think that is last we will see of, mr flat willy worthalot.

(This comment was modified on Nov 20, 2007 06:17 AM)


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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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