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Probably a repost, but I liked it
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful,
independent, self-assured princess happened upon
a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on
the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "
Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until
an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the
dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we
can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with
my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean
my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful
and happy doing so. "
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly
sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion
cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
"I don't bloody think so!"
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