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2 comments | Posted by likeaneagle 27 months ago
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1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my
newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.

2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one
hand typing.

3. I will get dressed before noon.

4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and
plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.

5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few
friends and family that are Internet-deprived.

6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the
Internet.

7. I will read a book... if I still remember how.

8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop
telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the
Internet.

9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for
email.

10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if
it is necessary or not.

11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to
balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.

12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed
sometime... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!

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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 07:34 AM
2,384 tokens, 6.15 days wasted
whoa whoa, one step at a time here. lets not get too carried away!

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 03:47 PM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted
i take care of #11 with the internet.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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