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Why Men Shout Not Write Advice Columns
3 comments | Posted by konifur 27 months ago
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Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.

I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR.

When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Mrs Sheila Usk



Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber. I hope this helps.

Walter

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 01:20 AM
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the title should read ... Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns..... damn i wish we could change the titles.if you make a cock up with that you gotta just live with it.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 02:51 AM
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or if you make a bad post in general, you gotta live with it

unless you suck up to joe so he will take it down

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 03:42 PM
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hey, you have to admit that that was some pretty good advice.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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