>A dad is in a restaurant with his son. The young man is demonstrating how
>he can catch a pound coin with his mouth after flipping it in the air.
>
>Suddenly, he starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes he
>has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.
>
>A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a blue business
>suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the mall, reading her newspaper and
>sipping a cup of coffee.
>
>At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on
>the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets
>up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the mall.
>
>Reaching the young man, the woman carefully unzips his pants takes hold of
>his testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then even more
>firmly. After a few seconds he convulses violently and coughs up the pound
>coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
>
>Releasing the lad, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to
>her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
>
>As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the
>father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
>seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a
>doctor?"
>
>"No," the woman replies," I work for the Inland Revenue."
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