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Neil Armstrong..astronaut Or Ball Player?
6 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 27 months ago
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GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY.

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS. (I was high over the middle of the Pacific Ocean returning from my first tour in Vietnam when I heard these words spoken live over the plane's intercom.)

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY." MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY " ... STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY , FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR AND MRS.GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY, "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Oct 31, 2007 at 03:36 AM
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Not true, but still funny.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 31, 2007 at 03:42 AM
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Not True?? Why you say that? I took it from a reputable paper. It's not true?

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Oct 31, 2007 at 05:02 AM
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'Fraid not Sweets. See http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.asp

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 31, 2007 at 07:35 AM
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Dang!! It was so cute too!! Oh Well.. I guess Snopes.com is going to be added to my task bar!!
Thank you sir,,

Oh! I did forward the LIE to the paper it came from.. I'm waiting on a response as I type..Think I'll ever see one?



(This comment was modified on Oct 31, 2007 07:37 AM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Nov 10, 2007 at 07:31 AM
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"Bird" Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Nov 03, 2007 at 02:09 PM
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because i dont think you really fought in vietnam!

Just Kidding!!

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