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What Annoys You....have A Rant Here.
22 comments | Posted by konifur 14 months ago
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what little things annoy you,what gets on your tits.what things that people say makes you want to tell them to piss off,in general what in every day life makes you go ahhhhhhh!GO ON have a good whinge here, you know it will make you feel better.
it will give us all a good laugh as well.
i will get the ball rolling......

1... you know when you go into a bank and you come across the taped zig-zagged line for queuing up what seems to go on for ever.well i hate it when i go into the bank when it`s empty and i have to walk around this bloody maze to get to the smirking bank teller.
2... i hate shopping trolleys with wonky wheels.
3...when i am sitting in a bar or on the bus and the seat next to me is empty and someone comes up to me and says,"is there anyone sitting here?" i always feel like saying," yeah! the invisible man you silly twat." but i never do.

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Oct 26, 2007 at 05:55 AM
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1. People in shops who seem surprised that the items have to be paid for and spend ages tring to find their money/card. BE PREPARED TO PAY, YOU MORON!

2. People who stop for a converstion in the narrowest part of a footpath. STAND ASIDE, YOU DIMWITS!

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View Profile for CloriceClorice
Posted on Jun 08, 2008 at 04:57 AM
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I agree. They stand there at the checkout "timewasting" Have your money ready ! It's just as bad as people standing at a takeaway and going, um ah .. I dont know what to order .. ! let the person before you go AFTER YOU DECIDE Moron !!


 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 26, 2007 at 06:55 AM
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1~When your in the food market & a person RAMS your ankles with the shopping cart and never say's sorry !

2~People who use foul language in a childs presence.

3~People who lie straight face to me.. I will bust your ass later when you least expect it...

4~People who come to court in jeans sweats or their PJ bottoms. And you wonder why the judge
gives you the max-fine he can legally impose.
RESPECT the dress code!! IDIOTS!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 10:36 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Those people don't swear in front of children on purpose. It's just they probably have no children of their own. So, they don't think in terms of children & their needs. You can't fault them for not being in practice.
Not only that. But, it's not everyone else's responsibility to coddle other people's children. And, no one should expect anyone to curb their behavior for some kid.


:)

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 03:48 AM
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I'm not asking for people to walk around on egg shells because there is a kid around. But it is common courteousy to watch your language around them. They are our future.. If they see & hear adults talking foul..then it becomes their normal vocabulary. And your right it is not our responsibilty to watch or be another kids babysitter etc... but a little courteousy go's a long long way !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 26, 2007 at 07:10 AM
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1... DOG SHIT IN PARKS !
2... CAT SHIT IN MY GARDEN!
3... people in restaurants who click their fingers at the waiters,to get their attention.that is so rude.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 26, 2007 at 02:32 PM
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I agree there Mr. K.. Do NOT Snap your fingers at me. I'm NOT A DOG but I will bite you!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 27, 2007 at 01:14 AM
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young couples who walk about with there hands in each others back pockets of their jeans.
i don`t know why but it gets on my tits.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 05:25 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

?????????? Gets On Your Tit's??????????????????
Must Be A London Slang???? As To The American Slang Of Get It Off Your Chest??


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 05:37 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Get on one's tits Vrb phrs. To annoy, to get on one's nerves. The 'tits' in the phrase are metaphorical hence the idiom is used by both sexes. E.g."Angie's new boyfriend really gets on my tit's."

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 28, 2007 at 01:07 AM
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well i am surprised that not many people want to have a whinge about things.....well i would of thought sor awc would have loved a chance to have a good vent.

i hate it when i go into a public toilet for a number two and i reach out and find there is no bog roll left.ahhh nooooooo.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Oct 28, 2007 at 03:09 AM
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So many things, so little space....
Idiots behind the wheel of a car!!!!!
Not using turn signals, not paying attention at traffic lights, not getting out of the passing lane, drifting in and out of their lanes because they are talking on the phone, not turning the headlights to low beam for oncoming traffic, tailgaters,people who pull out in front of you just to turn at the next street( and no one is behind you at all).......

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 09:50 PM
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i hate the stupid warnings on everything these days. idiots are not an endangered species....we can afford to lose several million.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 10:07 PM
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people who dont realize im joking when i say the most fuck up shit

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 07:30 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

everyone that knows you well enough, knows you are just joking.but pretend not to know just to wind you up.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 07:41 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

That reminds me of the bloody awful Kursaal Flyers single:

Little does she know
That I know that she knows
That I know she's cheatin' on me.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 10:27 PM
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1) Mothers who act like they're the only people to have ever created life.
2) People who say 'fine', when you ask them what's wrong. When, they really aren't fine at all.
3) Unreliable/flakey people.
4) Double standards.
5) Your mother.


:)

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 03:38 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Your Mother??? Dare I Ask??


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 10:53 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

I dunno. I just threw in a generic complaint, for the hell of it.

lol

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Nov 13, 2007 at 08:07 PM
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5) Your mother.



I see you met the bitch too :)

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Nov 14, 2007 at 11:08 PM
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I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

 
View Profile for CloriceClorice
Posted on Jun 08, 2008 at 04:56 AM
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Drivers who sit at traffic lights when there is a GREEN arrow !! Turn !! Wake up !! soo stupid !!


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