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2 comments | Posted by konifur 27 months ago
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at
a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
room.
Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said,
"My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful
company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business
Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and
now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave
his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my
pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to
flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in
the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so
rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave
away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the
congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel
for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing
as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment. "

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I
love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks
ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Oct 23, 2007 at 09:29 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted
You should have posted this on a Wednesday, Steve.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Oct 23, 2007 at 02:08 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
well fuck that, my son will be my pride only if he gives ME nice things for my birthday

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