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8 comments | Posted by Bamber 27 months ago
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If you ever have a difficult situation to manage,you might consider the approach offered by this obviously well trained Customer Service Officer.

Indeed, an award should have gone to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney in 2004 for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

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A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767's had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers.

Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS!"

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir, I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out".

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 14".

With folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck You!".

Without flinching, she smiled and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

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View Profile for psychomattpsychomatt
Posted on Oct 18, 2007 at 02:48 PM
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Love it! I've heard the first part many times, but the last bit is relatively new (may have heard/read it, but it's been a while.)

I do not agree with a word that you say, but will defend to the death your right
to say it.
--falsely attributed to Voltaire, but likely a statement he would have agreed
with.

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 18, 2007 at 03:05 PM
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Good For Her !! She Did It With Class & Embarrassed The Sh*t Out Of The Rude Customer !! What Could He Do?? NOTHING!!! If It Was Me,,Well You All Know What I Would Have Said... I'd Be Out Of A Job !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 19, 2007 at 05:11 AM
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hey bamber! was this the upper class twit,now we all know who he is.
good one bamber
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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 09:55 PM
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Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 10:05 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

whos that guy?

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 02:31 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

That, young Sam, is the late, great Graham Chapman, of Monty Python fame!


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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 03:17 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

???????????????? Late Great?? What?? has he passed away?? Please don't say yes... I loved
the Monty P. show My house was always filled to the brim with people on sunday night. It was always the same. 1~ We watched Faulty Towers then came Monty P and last we would finish of with Dr. Who. By 11:00 pm they all left.. I miss thoses Sunday's.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 04:29 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

I'm sorry to say that Graham Chapman died in 1989 of pneumonia brought about by throat cancer, which had spread to his spine.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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