The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking,
going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has
swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper
and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she
looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper
and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes
her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes
hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist,
gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds
the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which
the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman pockets the coin and
walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects,
the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before,
it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."
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ahh! sweets,sarah,queeny,vicky i`m chocking help help!!!!!!
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)