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A cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says, "Are you callin' me a horse's hind end?"

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's back end."

"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

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View Profile for konifurkonifur  
Posted on Oct 15, 2007 at 05:33 AM
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mmmm i wonder why the bastard mozzys follow me about.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Oct 20, 2007 at 09:24 PM
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MMMMM!!! I do wonder Me-self.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Oct 21, 2007 at 01:52 AM
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cause you are full of blood

its the only thing you are good for

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for konifurkonifur  
Posted on Oct 21, 2007 at 03:02 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

by the end of the holiday my blood must be 75% alcohol but the little bastards still bite me...there must be loads of pissed mozzys flying around.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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