Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that are not as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in reality they are amazing.
They just have to wait for the right person
to come along, the one who is brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it is up to women
to stomp the shit out of them
until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
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