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The Girls In My Life.
13 comments | Posted by konifur 16 months ago

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser and looking for a girl with big tits.

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vickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 09, 2007 at 06:14 PM
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anything for an easy life eh steve?

i souport publik edekasion

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bigster
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 03:26 AM
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arn't we all.....

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

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Bamber
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 05:14 AM
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I'd go for a nice arse, myself.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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lsalzer
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 09:24 AM
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it's so hard to find a good woman these days huh?!! their should be more out there like me cause I'm just the perfect kind of woman..... HA! HA! just kidding!!

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
lies within us.

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aph21
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 10:44 AM
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I'm standing on the table now, the shit just got deep!!

Just found out today(Nov.6) that another little one is on the way!!

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lsalzer
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 08:07 PM
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oh, just a couple of feet deep!!

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
lies within us.

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aph21
Posted on Sep 11, 2007 at 12:25 AM
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A couple... I'm over 6 foot tall, and it's up to my neck already...

Just found out today(Nov.6) that another little one is on the way!!

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lsalzer
Posted on Sep 11, 2007 at 09:48 AM
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ok, so I'm good at saying alot of shit ok?! I learned it from my boys!!

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
lies within us.

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aph21
Posted on Sep 11, 2007 at 09:51 AM
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Just found out today(Nov.6) that another little one is on the way!!

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Sep 11, 2007 at 04:20 AM
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You been here how long??? You know the rules when playing on ugoto..... No pants & Always wear your rubbers you never know how deep it's going to get in here. I got waders!!!!! No pants but a great set of waders !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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bigster
Posted on Sep 11, 2007 at 04:28 AM
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"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

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aph21
Posted on Sep 11, 2007 at 09:30 AM
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I just go without, I took swimming lessons.

Just found out today(Nov.6) that another little one is on the way!!

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lsalzer
Posted on Sep 11, 2007 at 09:55 AM
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