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10 Reasons Why Its Great To Be A Dog
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10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog


If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.

No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.

Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.

Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.

No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.

Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.

You can spend hours just smelling stuff.

No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.

It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.

Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 02, 2007 at 01:38 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
Don`t forget dogs can lick their own balls.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Sep 02, 2007 at 02:40 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
and they are spoiled

my dogs have like 5 beds

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Sep 02, 2007 at 09:12 AM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted
Great!

Some of the stuff applies for cats too

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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