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41 comments | Posted by Sarah 29 months ago

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My doctor called me this morning.
I'm all better !
YAY !!!
I can go on my trip. I can jog. I can do heavy lifting. I can eat normal food. I can run errands. I can go back to work. I can wear my super sexy tight jeans that make my ass look so good it should be a crime (lol). I can go back to NOT having to practically live in the damned doctor's office & get poked with needles & fingers all day. Most importantly, I can have ... ahem ... relations again.
*wink wink*
Jahmel's going to be walking funny tomorrow.
... who said that ... ?
ANYWAY ...
I can do all of the things that I did before this whole thing happened.
I'm so totally happy with this news.
This is like, the most awesome thing that could have ever happened to anyone, ever. What's even more awesome ?! The haircut I got this afternoon is hands down, the best haircut I've ever gotten in my life.
I love when there's icing on my cake.
lol

I've been a prisoner all summer & I'm finally free !
Free like the wind !
weeeeeeeeeeeeee

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lsalzer
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 12:42 PM
714 tokens, 2.11 days wasted

Oh Sarah, I'm so glad everything is great, how wonderful for you!! I hope you have a wonderful time on your trip! and uh don't wear Jahmal out to bad!!! Have a safe and great time, and when you get back you'll have to let everybody know how it went!!

(This comment was modified on Aug 28, 2007 12:44 PM)

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
lies within us.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 08:42 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to lsalzer's original comment

Thank you.

lol

Jahmel's passed out, in the bedroom right now.

tee hee

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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minodude
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 01:55 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

you dont realize how good you have it till you are deprived of it for the whole summer

and the haircut helps

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 08:44 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Seriously !

I never realized how much I enjoy doing regular stuff.

My new haircut is AWESOME !!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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videophotog
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 02:31 PM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

I am so very happy for you! Did they say what kept you hostage all summer? Regardless I'm very happy for you!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 08:48 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

Thank you !

:)

It was a burst ovarian cyst.
So much pain ! I can't even explain it to you.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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videophotog
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:07 PM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

I'm just so happy it all worked out. Yes, the simplest things you get back are the sweetest!

Pack plenty of those special brownies for the trip and have a great time!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:22 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

lol@specialbrownies again !

I wish !

HA !

Sadly, I won't be taking any reefers with me.
You can't be taking that kind of thing on planes anymore. I used to, back in the day. But post 9/11, I'm not fucking around with those people.
I am not trying to be a 32 year old woman, in jail for posession & transport. Fuck that. That would make me a chickenhead. And, GOD FORBID I should be a chickenhead. lol

Maybe my cousins will have some.
Hmmm ...

(This comment was modified on Aug 28, 2007 09:22 PM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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videophotog
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:29 PM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

I thought you were driving...well that should save a lot of B/S!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:59 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

There was a change of plans, a few months ago.
We're all flying into Chicago. Renting a car. And, driving to Michigan.

:)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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vickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 21, 2007 at 08:53 AM
5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

i wana know more about the special brownies?

glad your all better, dont over do it tho!

i souport publik edekasion

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Sarah
Posted on Sep 21, 2007 at 07:51 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to vickyizamofo's original comment

No special brownies.

:(

We did drink a lot, though.

lol

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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vickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 22, 2007 at 02:30 AM
5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

its all good then

i souport publik edekasion

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 02:55 PM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

That is fantastic news, I'm so happy for you!

In my opinion get Jahmal & disappear for a few days. All by your selves no phone no tv and no PUTER !

Congrats once again !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:06 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Unfortunately, we can't disappear for a few days.
Jahmel has inventory, at work. And, I have to get things together, for my trip.
But at night ...

Although, some asshole accidentally cut our cable line. So, we have no TV until next week (after I've left).
Damn it all !

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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minodude
Posted on Aug 30, 2007 at 12:55 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

you could show up wearing the jeans that make you illegal at some loney man's doorstep and watch his TV

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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vickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 21, 2007 at 08:57 AM
5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

if your gona invite her over,just say it straight

i souport publik edekasion

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 03:46 PM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Whoa!! Thats wonderful Sarah! Im so so glad for you

Have fun!!!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:12 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to OrangeJuice's original comment

I'm glad for me too.

lol

Thank you ! :)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 03:47 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

So like magic you are cured?

WTF?

I think I have walking pneumonia again. Wish I could get cured like that.

Except I've been having relations for the last 8 months like clockwork.
lol@u

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:51 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

I'M CURED !

YAY !!

lol

No. It's just that the pelvic infection I had, due to a burst cyst in my ovary, has cleared up. Although, more cysts still exist.

lol@me

My sister had walking neumonia once.

Yay for fornication !

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 11:47 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

The last time I was sick I got the pneumonia BAD, but that was over 15 months ago.

This time I've managed to quash it before it took me out.

I'm a huge fan of fornication btw.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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smakake
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 04:48 PM
325 tokens, 1.11 weeks wasted

I am just a bug on the windshield of life..

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 10:00 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to smakake's original comment

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Katt
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 11:41 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

YAY!

I will send you a PM tomorrow - I'm off to sleep. But for now I will just say...

YAY!!!!!

Quite honestly, I was very worried. I'm glad you're okay. Keep taking care of yourself.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 10:54 AM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

"Quite honestly, I was very worried."

You love me, don't you ?!

lol

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 11:15 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Who doesn't around this joint?

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 11:18 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Probably a lot of people.

lol

Guess how much I care ...

haha

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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baby_boy
Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 11:55 PM
3,117 tokens, 1.67 weeks wasted

Excellent news! You kept good spirit, and everything is just fine. Miracles lives in our heads, just not everyone is able to awake them.

"my super sexy tight jeans that make my ass look so good"

well, if Jahmel get too tired... just whistle...

stay smiled!

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 10:56 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to baby_boy's original comment

lol

I'm so happy to be better.
That shit took too damn long !

What's "too tired" mean ... ? lol

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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baby_boy
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 11:41 PM
3,117 tokens, 1.67 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

"too tired?" never happend to me.

I can all night long.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 30, 2007 at 12:40 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to baby_boy's original comment

Here's to ya !

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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konifur
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 01:53 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

way to go gal......go and get her,Jahmel,

i can uncross my fingers and toes now. everyone here gave a cheer.
we are so relieved and happy for you.

"super sexy tight jeans that make my ass look so good..."* phew...wipes sweat of forehead.*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 10:57 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Thank you !

:)

xxx ooo

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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psychomatt
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 01:57 AM
127 tokens, 2.69 days wasted

Wonderful!!!

Congrats, and enjoy!!

I do not agree with a word that you say, but will defend to the death your right
to say it.
--falsely attributed to Voltaire, but likely a statement he would have agreed
with.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 10:57 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to psychomatt's original comment

Thank you !

&

I will !

:)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Lord-Bates
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 12:15 PM
3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

WOOO sarah@!!!!!!!!!! i knew you would beat it WOO

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 08:35 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Lord-Bates's original comment

Thank you !

I try. lol

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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aph21
Posted on Aug 30, 2007 at 04:38 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

congrats on being good to go, now go take care of his walking problem!!!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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Token
Posted on Aug 31, 2007 at 01:52 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

What wonderful news. Have a safe trip, and stop in as you drive by on the way to Northern Michigan.... I have BROWNIES

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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Bamber
Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 03:15 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

A bit late, I know, but bloody marvellous news!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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