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535 users online | Member Feed | Comments The Results Are In ! 41 comments | Posted by Sarah 16 months ago Previous Next   Send to Friend     Post Comment My doctor called me this morning. I'm all better ! YAY !!! I can go on my trip. I can jog. I can do heavy lifting. I can eat normal food. I can run errands. I can go back to work. I can wear my super sexy tight jeans that make my ass look so good it should be a crime (lol). I can go back to NOT having to practically live in the damned doctor's office & get poked with needles & fingers all day. Most importantly, I can have ... ahem ... relations again. *wink wink* Jahmel's going to be walking funny tomorrow. ... who said that ... ? ANYWAY ... I can do all of the things that I did before this whole thing happened. I'm so totally happy with this news. This is like, the most awesome thing that could have ever happened to anyone, ever. What's even more awesome ?! The haircut I got this afternoon is hands down, the best haircut I've ever gotten in my life. I love when there's icing on my cake. lol I've been a prisoner all summer & I'm finally free ! Free like the wind ! weeeeeeeeeeeeee Recently Posted Web Blogs Corn Farmer Heywood A Riddle Bamber Daddylonglegs konifur The Onion & The Christmas Tree sweetbirdy Careful Diet Bamber Community Comments  Post Comment   lsalzer Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 12:42 PM 712 tokens, 2.11 days wasted Oh Sarah, I'm so glad everything is great, how wonderful for you!! I hope you have a wonderful time on your trip! and uh don't wear Jahmal out to bad!!! Have a safe and great time, and when you get back you'll have to let everybody know how it went!! (This comment was modified on Aug 28, 2007 12:44 PM) What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 08:42 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to lsalzer's original comment Thank you. lol Jahmel's passed out, in the bedroom right now. tee hee I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   minodude Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 01:55 PM 19,354 tokens, 3.57 weeks wasted you dont realize how good you have it till you are deprived of it for the whole summer and the haircut helps Just Kidding!! Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters hold their rods Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 08:44 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to minodude's original comment Seriously ! I never realized how much I enjoy doing regular stuff. My new haircut is AWESOME !! I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   videophotog Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 02:31 PM 17,040 tokens, 1.99 months wasted I am so very happy for you! Did they say what kept you hostage all summer? Regardless I'm very happy for you! People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel. Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 08:48 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment Thank you ! :) It was a burst ovarian cyst. So much pain ! I can't even explain it to you. I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   videophotog Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:07 PM 17,040 tokens, 1.99 months wasted Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment I'm just so happy it all worked out. Yes, the simplest things you get back are the sweetest! Pack plenty of those special brownies for the trip and have a great time! People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel. Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:22 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment lol@specialbrownies again ! I wish ! HA ! Sadly, I won't be taking any reefers with me. You can't be taking that kind of thing on planes anymore. I used to, back in the day. But post 9/11, I'm not fucking around with those people. I am not trying to be a 32 year old woman, in jail for posession & transport. Fuck that. That would make me a chickenhead. And, GOD FORBID I should be a chickenhead. lol Maybe my cousins will have some. Hmmm ... (This comment was modified on Aug 28, 2007 09:22 PM) I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   videophotog Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:29 PM 17,040 tokens, 1.99 months wasted Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment I thought you were driving...well that should save a lot of B/S! People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel. Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:59 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment There was a change of plans, a few months ago. We're all flying into Chicago. Renting a car. And, driving to Michigan. :) I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   vickyizamofo Posted on Sep 21, 2007 at 08:53 AM 5,747 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment i wana know more about the special brownies? glad your all better, dont over do it tho! i souport publik edekasion Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Sep 21, 2007 at 07:51 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to vickyizamofo's original comment No special brownies. :( We did drink a lot, though. lol I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   vickyizamofo Posted on Sep 22, 2007 at 02:30 AM 5,747 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment its all good then i souport publik edekasion Reply | Post New   sweetbirdy Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 02:55 PM 8,532 tokens, 3.46 weeks wasted That is fantastic news, I'm so happy for you! In my opinion get Jahmal & disappear for a few days. All by your selves no phone no tv and no PUTER ! Congrats once again !! I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? Denis Leary 'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~ Einstein Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:06 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment Unfortunately, we can't disappear for a few days. Jahmel has inventory, at work. And, I have to get things together, for my trip. But at night ... Although, some asshole accidentally cut our cable line. So, we have no TV until next week (after I've left). Damn it all ! I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   minodude Posted on Aug 30, 2007 at 12:55 AM 19,354 tokens, 3.57 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment you could show up wearing the jeans that make you illegal at some loney man's doorstep and watch his TV Just Kidding!! Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters hold their rods Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room Reply | Post New   vickyizamofo Posted on Sep 21, 2007 at 08:57 AM 5,747 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted Comment in reply to minodude's original comment if your gona invite her over,just say it straight i souport publik edekasion Reply | Post New   OrangeJuice Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 03:46 PM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted Whoa!! Thats wonderful Sarah! Im so so glad for you Have fun!!! "Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed" -- Alexander Pope Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:12 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to OrangeJuice's original comment I'm glad for me too. lol Thank you ! :) I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   Monkey Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 03:47 PM 9,201 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted So like magic you are cured? WTF? I think I have walking pneumonia again. Wish I could get cured like that. Except I've been having relations for the last 8 months like clockwork. lol@u Wealth ≠ Intelligence Official Short Bus Handler The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers. Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 09:51 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment I'M CURED ! YAY !! lol No. It's just that the pelvic infection I had, due to a burst cyst in my ovary, has cleared up. Although, more cysts still exist. lol@me My sister had walking neumonia once. Yay for fornication ! I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   Monkey Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 11:47 AM 9,201 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment The last time I was sick I got the pneumonia BAD, but that was over 15 months ago. This time I've managed to quash it before it took me out. I'm a huge fan of fornication btw. Wealth ≠ Intelligence Official Short Bus Handler The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers. Reply | Post New   smakake Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 04:48 PM 325 tokens, 1.08 weeks wasted I am just a bug on the windshield of life.. Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 10:00 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to smakake's original comment I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   Katt Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 11:41 PM 13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted YAY! I will send you a PM tomorrow - I'm off to sleep. But for now I will just say... YAY!!!!! Quite honestly, I was very worried. I'm glad you're okay. Keep taking care of yourself. I enjoy bacon. Pie chart. Team Shortbus is GO! Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 10:54 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to Katt's original comment "Quite honestly, I was very worried." You love me, don't you ?! lol I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   Monkey Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 11:15 PM 9,201 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment Who doesn't around this joint? Wealth ≠ Intelligence Official Short Bus Handler The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers. Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 11:18 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment Probably a lot of people. lol Guess how much I care ... haha I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   baby_boy Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 11:55 PM 3,117 tokens, 1.65 weeks wasted Excellent news! You kept good spirit, and everything is just fine. Miracles lives in our heads, just not everyone is able to awake them. "my super sexy tight jeans that make my ass look so good" well, if Jahmel get too tired... just whistle... stay smiled! Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. Mark Twain Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 10:56 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to baby_boy's original comment lol I'm so happy to be better. That shit took too damn long ! What's "too tired" mean ... ? lol I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   baby_boy Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 11:41 PM 3,117 tokens, 1.65 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment "too tired?" never happend to me. I can all night long. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. Mark Twain Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 30, 2007 at 12:40 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to baby_boy's original comment Here's to ya ! I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   konifur Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 01:53 AM 24,924 tokens, 1.49 months wasted way to go gal......go and get her,Jahmel,i can uncross my fingers and toes now. everyone here gave a cheer. we are so relieved and happy for you. "super sexy tight jeans that make my ass look so good..."* phew...wipes sweat of forehead.* hey! it wasn`t me! forgive me i am discombobulated again. i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho Marks. T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter) Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 10:57 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to konifur's original comment Thank you ! :) xxx ooo I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   psychomatt Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 01:57 AM 127 tokens, 2.69 days wasted Wonderful!!! Congrats, and enjoy!! I do not agree with a word that you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it. --falsely attributed to Voltaire, but likely a statement he would have agreed with. Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 10:57 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to psychomatt's original comment Thank you ! & I will ! :) I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   Lord-Bates Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 12:15 PM 3,213 tokens, 1.04 weeks wasted WOOO sarah@!!!!!!!!!! i knew you would beat it WOO ~~~CODY~~~ "When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this world" Crystal Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 29, 2007 at 08:35 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted Comment in reply to Lord-Bates's original comment Thank you ! I try. lol I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   aph21 Posted on Aug 30, 2007 at 04:38 PM 9,669 tokens, 2.67 months wasted congrats on being good to go, now go take care of his walking problem!!! Just found out today(Nov.6) that another little one is on the way!! Reply | Post New   Token Posted on Aug 31, 2007 at 01:52 AM 6,787 tokens, 1.01 months wasted What wonderful news. Have a safe trip, and stop in as you drive by on the way to Northern Michigan.... I have BROWNIES T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker) Reply | Post New   Bamber   Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 03:15 AM 12,155 tokens, 1.78 months wasted A bit late, I know, but bloody marvellous news! Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius. Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime. Reply | Post New Post a Comment Attach Image:   View more emoticons | Bold Text | Italic | Underline                                                                                                           Did You Know? 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