> >A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
> >program.The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
> >before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
> >but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
> >
> >She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
> >The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
> >
> > Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
> >huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
> >
> >The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
> >happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he
> >has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
> >
> > He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
> >
> >The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
> >stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
> >wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
> >reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after
> >her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
> >while before he can continue, so for the next four days, the same
> >routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
> >
> >Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover
> >that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
> >
> >He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
> >pound program.
> >
> >"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
> >rigorous program." 'Absolutely, ' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good
> >in years.' The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens
> >it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
> >running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you,
> >your ass is mine."
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