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341 users online | Member Feed | Comments The New Ugoto! 45 comments | Posted by joe 16 months ago Previous Next   Send to Friend     Post Comment Hello Fellow Users! We have some exciting news for our users today. We've launched a brand new version of uGoto loaded with new features and tools. Unlike changes before, this upgrade includes endless code changes as well as design changes to make your visit to uGoto more enjoyable. uGoto Member Feed: Easily and quickly see what others on the website are doing! From submissions, to comments, to votes, to eGifts and future feature additions all at your finger tips. Limit results to a specific user by viewing their profile page! uGoto eGifts: Spend your hard earned tokens on those you love! You can purchase eGifts for users from their profile page. Choose from a number of limited edition gifts that we'll be updating each month! Media Categories: Media has been sorted into categories. Click one of the main tabs at the top, and look at the right side to filter results to only include certain categories. Looking for an illusion, click Pictures then Illusions to see them all! Viral 1 Year Ago: Tired of just new content? Viral 1 Year Ago features content submitted exactly 1 year ago from the current date, sorted in order by popularity. Bring back the old favorites and check each day! Top 2 listed on the right of the site, click the heading to view them all. Recently Viewed: Learn what other's are surfing using the Recently Viewed tool on the right. Last 2 listed on the right of the site, click the heading to view them all. New Profile Pages: Larger profile pages for more features in the future! Keep your eyes open, we'll be adding cool new features to profiles over the next few weeks. Better Searching: Searching has been drastically improved. More features for search will be added soon! Removed Features: Links/Games were not used much. To make room for new features, they have been removed from the site. Moved Features: Jokes are now part of the blogs section. To view only jokes, click blogs at the top and select Jokes from the right side category list. Userbox moved to the top right. Access all your features from here. Recently Posted Web Blogs Corn Farmer Heywood A Riddle Bamber Daddylonglegs konifur The Onion & The Christmas Tree sweetbirdy Careful Diet Bamber Community Comments  Post Comment   vickyizamofo Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 12:17 PM 5,747 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted i think its great i souport publik edekasion Reply | Post New   sweetbirdy Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 12:28 PM 8,529 tokens, 3.46 weeks wasted WOW !! I was in the middle of a comment and BAM !! I LOVE IT !! I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? Denis Leary 'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~ Einstein Reply | Post New   CptDeath Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 12:28 PM 228 tokens, 3.93 days wasted hmmm.... Interesting..... I like it, keep up the great work!!!! If you can't impress with knowledge, baffle with idiocy! Reply | Post New   minodude Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 01:31 PM 19,354 tokens, 3.57 weeks wasted gshhh wshhh blblbl (sry i have listerine in my mouth) it will take some getting used to, but it seems cool Just Kidding!! Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters hold their rods Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room Reply | Post New   adam Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 01:57 PM 288 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted I like the way it shows when someone is online beside there comments. Very cool. But I cant seem to find the vote on submissions area. I love my mother. But, she's totally fucked in the head. Reply | Post New   joe Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 02:00 PM 59,412 tokens, 3.03 months wasted Comment in reply to adam's original comment All submissions are now in the tabs at the top. Voting bring it to the front page. Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep. Reply | Post New   Monkey Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 02:12 PM 9,201 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted At first I was all "SRSLYWTF?" And now I'm all "ORLYKEWL!" Wealth ≠ Intelligence Official Short Bus Handler The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers. Reply | Post New   OrangeJuice Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 02:44 PM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted I like it! Great new features I hate to be a joykiller, but I think the colours are kinda depressing :/ Makes the site look sad... "Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed" -- Alexander Pope Reply | Post New   SoR_AWC Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 02:49 PM 7,170 tokens, 1.02 months wasted its new eco friendly ugoto... black/grey backgrounds use up less kilowatts Reply | Post New   OrangeJuice Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 03:00 PM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted (Can't edit comments?) I see the chat is removed too "Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed" -- Alexander Pope Reply | Post New   joe Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 03:01 PM 59,412 tokens, 3.03 months wasted Comment in reply to OrangeJuice's original comment Was anyone using it? I never saw anyone in it. Let me know I'll put it back. Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep. Reply | Post New   Bamber Posted on Aug 23, 2007 at 08:59 AM 12,153 tokens, 1.78 months wasted Comment in reply to OrangeJuice's original comment The Edit tab only shows on your own comments now. Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius. Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime. Reply | Post New   aph21 Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:17 PM 9,669 tokens, 2.67 months wasted My profile pic takes up the whole dam thing, I have to scroll down for 5 mins just to find anything Just found out today(Nov.6) that another little one is on the way!! Reply | Post New   joe Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:22 PM 59,412 tokens, 3.03 months wasted Comment in reply to aph21's original comment Your usericon is HUGE. Need to resize it. I'll also work to correct the user page to auto resize. Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep. Reply | Post New   aph21 Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:24 PM 9,669 tokens, 2.67 months wasted Comment in reply to joe's original comment I just tried to change it to a different one, maybe that will work better. Just found out today(Nov.6) that another little one is on the way!! Reply | Post New   catsell Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:59 PM 29 tokens, 16.43 hours wasted Comment in reply to joe's original comment HI JOE..KNOW..AM SORRY..AM NEW TO THIS WORLD AND HAVE EDITED MY ICON 5 TIMES FOR THIS SITE AND CANNOT SEEM TO GET IT TO SAVE ON THE SMALL ICON SIZE..ONLY HAD A COMPUTER 4 MONTHS..(ever) lol so bear with me..am bright girl..but am not brilliant..(grins) will try again...thanks..and my screen name is THEBLONDE..but can't get that corrected with any success either!!!! The following image was attached: Reply | Post New   ramrock Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:22 PM 6,072 tokens, 1.46 months wasted hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I had a signature here just a minute ago.............. darn dogs must have chewed it up We have wet noses and we will lick your face and we are sissy la-la dogs (big babies) Reply | Post New   aph21 Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:31 PM 9,669 tokens, 2.67 months wasted Where do you upload content at? Just found out today(Nov.6) that another little one is on the way!! Reply | Post New   aph21 Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:34 PM 9,669 tokens, 2.67 months wasted Comment in reply to aph21's original comment and the stats page for all things earned Just found out today(Nov.6) that another little one is on the way!! Reply | Post New   joe Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:34 PM 59,412 tokens, 3.03 months wasted Comment in reply to aph21's original comment Right of search Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep. Reply | Post New   aph21 Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:39 PM 9,669 tokens, 2.67 months wasted wow, I couldn't even read it Just found out today(Nov.6) that another little one is on the way!! Reply | Post New   smakake Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:39 PM 325 tokens, 1.08 weeks wasted Like the new layout, but the color is a little drab and any plans to add more emoticons? But overall i give it I am just a bug on the windshield of life.. Reply | Post New   catsell Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:47 PM 29 tokens, 16.43 hours wasted null AM VERY PLEASED....ONE OF MY FAVORITE JOKE SITES AND EASIER IS ALWAYS BETTER FOR "THEBLONDE"..LOVEYAGUYS!!! The following image was attached: Reply | Post New   catsell Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 04:47 PM 29 tokens, 16.43 hours wasted null AM VERY PLEASED....ONE OF MY FAVORITE JOKE SITES AND EASIER IS ALWAYS BETTER FOR "THEBLONDE"..LOVEYAGUYS!!! The following image was attached: Reply | Post New   Sarah Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 05:34 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted It's only AWESOME !!! But, you knew that. Thanks, Joe ! I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!! -RuPaul Reply | Post New   mine Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 06:10 PM 1,581 tokens, 1.43 weeks wasted A little confusing at first. I'm not so keen on the dark colour. I think it's good apart from that. Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This also applies to to your actions. Reply | Post New   alex657684 Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 07:33 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted um...wow. gone for a few days, and i have no clue where i'm at! Hey! Hier kommt Alex Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow Reply | Post New   likeaneagle Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 07:40 PM 14,171 tokens, 2.01 months wasted i think its great joe!!! The following image was attached: swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!! Reply | Post New   holycrap92 Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 07:47 PM 194 tokens, 1.3 days wasted wow. everythings. black. it used to be a startling white. at least my eyes can now relax. thanks mr. joe. ;) If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians. Reply | Post New   minodude Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 08:10 PM 19,354 tokens, 3.57 weeks wasted how do i view total tokens earned, and other stats? cause im not giving gifts if it means i wont be first in the ranks, anymore Just Kidding!! Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters hold their rods Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room Reply | Post New   joe Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 08:12 PM 59,412 tokens, 3.03 months wasted Comment in reply to minodude's original comment The new top users page will be released tomorrow sometime. Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep. Reply | Post New   minodude Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 08:14 PM 19,354 tokens, 3.57 weeks wasted Comment in reply to joe's original comment if i lose my #2 spot because i sent myself the viper, im blaming you joe!* *not really, please dont ban me Just Kidding!! Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters hold their rods Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room Reply | Post New   Bamber Posted on Sep 05, 2007 at 09:27 AM 12,153 tokens, 1.78 months wasted Comment in reply to joe's original comment So where is it, then? Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius. Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime. Reply | Post New   videophotog Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 08:48 PM 17,040 tokens, 1.99 months wasted Comment in reply to minodude's original comment I knew I should check here first! People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel. Reply | Post New   minodude Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 11:21 PM 19,354 tokens, 3.57 weeks wasted PROBLEM!!! PROBLEM!!!11oneleven when someone replies to me, only in a blog i think, the email link doesnt go to the blog, but the ugoto homepage. The link says http://www.ugoto.com/blog/65403.html#274885+ as an example Just Kidding!! Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters hold their rods Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room Reply | Post New   minodude Posted on Aug 23, 2007 at 04:48 AM 19,354 tokens, 3.57 weeks wasted Comment in reply to minodude's original comment its all replies that are broken, i think Just Kidding!! Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters hold their rods Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room Reply | Post New   joe Posted on Aug 23, 2007 at 08:12 AM 59,412 tokens, 3.03 months wasted Comment in reply to minodude's original comment Fixed. All future emails will go to the correct URL. Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep. Reply | Post New   Bamber Posted on Aug 23, 2007 at 09:37 AM 12,153 tokens, 1.78 months wasted Comment in reply to joe's original comment I still seem to have a problem with this. Sweetbirdy sent me a reply at http://www.ugoto.com/picture_take_a_closer _look.html#274995 and I get directed to http://www.ugoto.com/take_a_closer_look.html#274993 (This comment was modified on Aug 23, 2007 09:38 AM) Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius. Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime. Reply | Post New   konifur   Posted on Aug 23, 2007 at 12:57 AM 24,911 tokens, 1.49 months wasted i agree with OrangeJuice and mine about the color, it is very depressing and does not show what the site is all about(happy and silly.)blue was a nice cool color. i would like to see the edit put back as i am always making mistakes.( NSBAPOI) That is the bits i don`t like.the rest of it is brilliant.good work joe. it will take a while to get used to it but i like the new look. thanks joe. hey! it wasn`t me! forgive me i am discombobulated again. i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho Marks. T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter) Reply | Post New   joe Posted on Aug 23, 2007 at 08:12 AM 59,412 tokens, 3.03 months wasted Comment in reply to konifur's original comment Edit has been placed back. See, edit works. (This comment was modified on Aug 23, 2007 08:13 AM) Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep. Reply | Post New   Bamber Posted on Aug 23, 2007 at 09:01 AM 12,153 tokens, 1.78 months wasted Comment in reply to konifur's original comment The Edit tab only shows on your own comments now. Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius. Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime. Reply | Post New   killapenguin Posted on Aug 23, 2007 at 01:12 PM 2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted Joe I want the new Ugoto to marry me. Very cool upgrade. High fives are in order. " " - Harpo Marx Reply | Post New   Gatorbait Posted on Aug 23, 2007 at 02:39 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted Joe!!! How cool is this! I've been a non participant lately (summer activities, etc.) so I've missed a lot, but this is hawwwtttt!! Don't worry about the colors... verrry soothing to the eye. I seem to have a lot of exploration to do! Thanks! I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to. This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant. Reply | Post New   adam Posted on Aug 25, 2007 at 01:18 AM 288 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted I like the new colors they're very relaxing. I love my mother. But, she's totally fucked in the head. Reply | Post New   baby_boy Posted on Aug 28, 2007 at 01:25 AM 3,117 tokens, 1.65 weeks wasted I'll take some time to get know what are the changes. Unfortunatelly, I dont share enthusiasm about the new colors. Seem's too dark and depressed to me. But... It's not all in the form I suppose, something must be in the content. Wish you all the best with new Ugoto, Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. 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