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A man was brought before the judge and charged with
necrophilia -- Having sex with a dead woman........

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never
heard such a disgusting, immoral thing.

Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up
and throw away the key!"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

#1, It's none of your damn business;

#2, She was my wife; and.....

#3, I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!

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vickyizamofo Posted on Aug 21, 2007 at 01:26 AM 5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

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konifur Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 01:04 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

i was having sex with my wife the other night i said " oh sorry did i hurt you." she replied," no why." i said "it`s just that you moved."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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