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We haven't had a game going in a while. The game is Baker's Dozen. Here's the game, list 13 things relating to the current topic, the person who gets the 13th item gets to start a new topic. You can only post one at a time. I'll start: Name 13 movies that start with an "A."

1. American Werewolf In London

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View Profile for holycrap92holycrap92
Posted on Jul 21, 2007 at 09:26 PM
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American Werewolf in Paris


Yeah I know.

If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Jul 21, 2007 at 09:31 PM
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Comment in reply to holycrap92's original comment

You are suppose to list another movie starting with the letter 'A'.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 21, 2007 at 09:35 PM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

paris vs. london

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 21, 2007 at 09:37 PM
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3. Ace Ventura

when text calls

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Jul 21, 2007 at 11:02 PM
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4. Arachnophobia

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)


 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 12:04 AM
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5.Another 48 hours

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 12:05 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)


 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 12:13 AM
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6. Apocalypse Now

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 12:24 AM
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7. Airheads


text heads

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 01:08 AM
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8...Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

(This comment was modified on Jul 22, 2007 01:10 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 03:44 AM
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9. Apollo 13







filler text

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 07:26 AM
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10. Air Force One

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 10:55 AM
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11. Aristocats.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for kiepaykiepay
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 11:38 AM
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12. Any Which Way But Loose

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

 
View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 11:41 AM
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13. Alien

(This comment was modified on Jul 22, 2007 11:41 AM)

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)


 
View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 12:25 PM
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My suggestion for the next topic is authors or poets whose surnames begin with the letter B, preferably with the title of one of their works.

Here's a starter:

1. Christopher Brookmyre - Attack of the Unsinkable Rubber Ducks

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)


 
View Profile for psychomattpsychomatt
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 01:55 PM
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2) Terry Brooks - The Sword of Shannara (and the whole Shannara series, for that matter.)

I do not agree with a word that you say, but will defend to the death your right
to say it.
--falsely attributed to Voltaire, but likely a statement he would have agreed
with.

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 06:18 PM
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3. L.Frank Baum - The wonderful wizzard of oz

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for psychomattpsychomatt
Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 07:55 PM
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If autobiographies count...

3) Terry Bradshaw: Terry Bradshaw, Man of Steel

I do not agree with a word that you say, but will defend to the death your right
to say it.
--falsely attributed to Voltaire, but likely a statement he would have agreed
with.

 
View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Jul 23, 2007 at 12:44 AM
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4. Mikhail Bulgakov- The Master and Margarita

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 23, 2007 at 12:49 AM
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5. Dan Brown: Historically incorrect shit in many forms.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Jul 23, 2007 at 12:54 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 23, 2007 at 06:07 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

nice one bamber and very true.tried to read one of his and

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Jul 30, 2007 at 08:58 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

your not wrong, i tried to read the davinci code it was crap so i watched the movie instead

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for holycrap92holycrap92
Posted on Jul 23, 2007 at 01:18 AM
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6) Charlotte Bronte- "Jane Eyre"


If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 23, 2007 at 06:12 AM
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Richard Bachman is a pseudonym Stephen King."The Running Man"

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jul 23, 2007 at 06:52 AM
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Dan Brown The Da Vinci Code

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 23, 2007 at 07:00 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Tee hee, beat you to it!
http://www.ugoto.com/blogs/63891.html#269656

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 23, 2007 at 07:04 AM
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9. Charles Baudelaire: Les fleurs du mal (The flowers of evil)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for kiepaykiepay
Posted on Jul 23, 2007 at 01:23 PM
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10. Judy Blume: Superfudge

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

 
View Profile for holycrap92holycrap92
Posted on Jul 23, 2007 at 07:19 PM
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Emily Bronte: "Wuthering Heights"

If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 09:06 PM
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Comment in reply to holycrap92's original comment

good book

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 06:11 AM
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12...Anthony Burgess ... a clockwork orange

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 06:35 AM
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13. R D Blackmore: Lorna Doone.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 06:38 AM
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Next topic: Groups/Bands beginning with the letter C.

And as I start I get an easy choice!

1. Cream

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for maddog0343maddog0343
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 06:41 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

2. Cheap trick

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every
passing ship ....... Omar Bradley

 
View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 12:45 PM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

3. Counting Crows

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)


 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 01:16 PM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

4. Collective Soul (Saw them in concert a few weeks ago!)

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for maddog0343maddog0343
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 01:51 PM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

5. Creedance Clearwater revival

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every
passing ship ....... Omar Bradley

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 07:26 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

DOH! I MISSED THIS ONE.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for psychomattpsychomatt
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 04:28 PM
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The Cranberries

I do not agree with a word that you say, but will defend to the death your right
to say it.
--falsely attributed to Voltaire, but likely a statement he would have agreed
with.

 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 04:32 PM
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7. Cannibal Corpse (do I get bonus points?)

No signature.

 
View Profile for psychomattpsychomatt
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 04:35 PM
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8) The Clash ("Should I Stay or Should I Go?")

I do not agree with a word that you say, but will defend to the death your right
to say it.
--falsely attributed to Voltaire, but likely a statement he would have agreed
with.

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 09:09 PM
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Comment in reply to psychomatt's original comment

it might be time to go when London calls to rock the casbah......

(This comment was modified on Jul 24, 2007 09:09 PM)

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 04:47 PM
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9. Cattle Decapitation

No signature.

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 09:05 PM
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10. The Cardigans

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 09:10 PM
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11. Captain & Tennille

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for maddog0343maddog0343
Posted on Jul 24, 2007 at 09:35 PM
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12. the Cult

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every
passing ship ....... Omar Bradley

 
View Profile for holycrap92holycrap92
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 05:29 AM
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13) Carpe Diem-I dunno (seriously)

If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

 
View Profile for holycrap92holycrap92
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 05:33 AM
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Okay.. the next topic is

Book TITLES that start with the letter "I"

I'll start:

"I am Madame X" by Gioia Dilberto




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If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 06:00 AM
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2. In the Frame: Dick Francis
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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 07:33 AM
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3...IT..........STEPHEN KING

(This comment was modified on Jul 25, 2007 07:34 AM)
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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 08:17 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

BOO! * sinister laughter fades into the distance *


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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 08:20 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

eeeeek! you are laughing now ... but just wait till i send you the cleaning bill.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Jul 30, 2007 at 09:01 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

i was gona say that

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 12:25 PM
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4. Internet for Dummies
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No signature.

 
View Profile for psychomattpsychomatt
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 02:10 PM
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5) I, Robot by (Isaac Asimov)

(This comment was modified on Jul 25, 2007 02:10 PM)

I do not agree with a word that you say, but will defend to the death your right
to say it.
--falsely attributed to Voltaire, but likely a statement he would have agreed
with.

 
View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 02:20 PM
652 tokens, 3.28 days wasted
6. It So Happens - Patricia Ferguson
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)


 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 02:42 PM
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I hope they serve beer in hell- tucker max

7.

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 05:07 PM
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I Spy

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for psychomattpsychomatt
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 07:53 PM
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9) Invisible Man, The by H.G. Wells

(Resisting the temptation to list any other "Idiot's Guides")

I do not agree with a word that you say, but will defend to the death your right
to say it.
--falsely attributed to Voltaire, but likely a statement he would have agreed
with.

 
View Profile for wesmccannwesmccann
Posted on Jul 25, 2007 at 08:49 PM
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10. Kevin Bacon (everything really can be tied back to him )


 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 03:50 AM
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Comment in reply to wesmccann's original comment

What you smokin' boy? That makes no sense whatsoever in this thread.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for wesmccannwesmccann
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 07:03 PM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Kevin Bacon played the Hollow Man in Hollywood's most recent rendition, albeit loosely, of The Invisible Man.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0164052/


 
View Profile for wesmccannwesmccann
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 09:32 PM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Oh, nevermind, I screwed that one up. Wrong game.

(This comment was modified on Jul 26, 2007 09:33 PM)


 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 02:54 AM
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10/11
In Cold Blood
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T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 03:52 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

I'd call it 10. wesmccann's comment makes no sense.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 03:56 AM
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11. Ice Station Zebra. Alistair MacLean.
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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
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Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 04:08 AM
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12. I'm ok - You're ok
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T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 06:12 AM
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I, Claudius... Robert Graves.
hey bamber i bet that one surprised you coming from me
The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 06:23 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 06:16 AM
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name a stand up comic with a surname beginning with a "C"

1...JASPER CARROTT
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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 06:22 AM
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2. Phil Cool... Discovered by Jasper Carrott, if I remember correctly.
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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 06:25 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

yes i think you are right.i thought he was funny but he never really lasted very long.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for maddog0343maddog0343
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 06:22 AM
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3. George Carlin

(This comment was modified on Jul 26, 2007 06:23 AM)
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We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every
passing ship ....... Omar Bradley

 
View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 10:53 AM
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Ha! I got two

4. Aaron Counter (below). He's appearing at the Comedy Cafe in London on 16th August, along with 5. Chris Cairns

(This comment was modified on Jul 26, 2007 10:54 AM)
The following image was attached:

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)


 
View Profile for maddog0343maddog0343
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 12:09 PM
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6. BILL COSBY
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We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every
passing ship ....... Omar Bradley

 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 12:53 PM
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7. Andrew Dice Clay

No signature.

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 05:59 PM
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8. Dave chappelle

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 06:41 PM
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9. Jim Carrey


Suck my text.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for maddog0343maddog0343
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 07:06 PM
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10. DREW CAREY
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We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every
passing ship ....... Omar Bradley

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 08:13 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
11. david copperfield

he can sometimes be funny

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 08:17 PM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted
11. John Cleese

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 26, 2007 at 11:45 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
12. frank caliendo

13. Dana carvey

and for a new topic!

kosher animals!

1. cow

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 27, 2007 at 12:59 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted
2. Goat (but probably not this one)
The following image was attached:

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 27, 2007 at 03:03 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
3. Giraffe

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 28, 2007 at 12:33 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
well that`s a show stopper...come on Sam finish it,i don't think many know enough about kosher animals.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Jul 28, 2007 at 12:51 AM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted
Cat! With Texticles!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 28, 2007 at 01:02 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
4. sheep

5. chicken

6. duck

7. locust

8. bison

9. salmon

10. tuna

12. turkey

13. ibex

and a new topic: FAMOUS JEWISH SPORTS LEGENDS. oh wait, there arent 13, let alone 3.

sports:

1. american football

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 28, 2007 at 07:23 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted
2. Shove ha'penny. (I'm a lazy git, and this is as strenuous as I like to get).

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Jul 28, 2007 at 08:41 AM
652 tokens, 3.28 days wasted
Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Shove ha'penny! Haven't played that for years. Great game.

3. Lacrosse

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)


 
View Profile for holycrap92holycrap92
Posted on Jul 28, 2007 at 12:59 PM
194 tokens, 1.31 days wasted
4)
Pool.

im not good, but i can usually hit the ball to where i want it to go.

If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

 
View Profile for psychomattpsychomatt
Posted on Jul 28, 2007 at 02:44 PM
127 tokens, 2.69 days wasted
5) Swimming (My favorite from high school - I was on the guys' team, and managed the girls' team.)

I do not agree with a word that you say, but will defend to the death your right
to say it.
--falsely attributed to Voltaire, but likely a statement he would have agreed
with.

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Jul 28, 2007 at 03:33 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted
6)slow-pitch softball


I play on a womens league. I don't think I've played a game yet where I haven't been buzzed off of beer by the 5th inning.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 28, 2007 at 03:45 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
7. curling

a sport where you need very little athletic ability, and people love you for playing it!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 29, 2007 at 12:39 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
8... ladies beach volleyball.bouncy bouncy.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 29, 2007 at 02:14 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
9. bacci ball

the OG of bowlin

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for holycrap92holycrap92
Posted on Jul 29, 2007 at 11:14 PM
194 tokens, 1.31 days wasted
10) Darts

the game of the pubs.

If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Jul 30, 2007 at 09:05 AM
5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to holycrap92's original comment

i'll drink to that

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 30, 2007 at 08:47 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
LADIES TOPLESS BEACH VOLLEY BALL!!!

just joking don`t count that one.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Jul 30, 2007 at 09:08 AM
5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted
12 cricket

(This comment was modified on Jul 30, 2007 09:08 AM)

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 31, 2007 at 07:07 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
13... ladies topless mud wrestling.

name 13 super heroes

1...superman.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Jul 31, 2007 at 11:49 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted
2. Thor







thunder text

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jul 31, 2007 at 11:56 AM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
3. Captain America

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Jul 31, 2007 at 01:43 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted
4. Wonder Woman

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Jul 31, 2007 at 02:09 PM
1,218 tokens, 1.08 weeks wasted
5. Orgasmo









textgasm

No signature.

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jul 31, 2007 at 02:27 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted
6. Choda-Boy


"Everyone shaves their balls man. Makes the ol johnson look bigger"

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 01, 2007 at 07:41 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

well sir monkey, it did not work for this dude.


The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 01, 2007 at 07:45 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
7...mighty mouse
The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Aug 01, 2007 at 05:04 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
8. Underdog



textext

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for maddog0343maddog0343
Posted on Aug 01, 2007 at 05:12 PM
118 tokens, 1.76 days wasted
9 THE GREEN HORNET WITH KATO [ BRUCE LEE] AS HIS SIDEKICK
The following image was attached:

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every
passing ship ....... Omar Bradley

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Aug 02, 2007 at 02:00 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted
10. The Human Torch

(This comment was modified on Aug 02, 2007 02:02 AM)

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 03, 2007 at 05:29 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
11... flesh gordon
The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 02:42 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
12...Doctor Strange
The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 07, 2007 at 01:38 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
13... premature ejaculation man.( i could not upload pic)


unless anyone has any more ideas

the final whistle has blown on this game.

(This comment was modified on Aug 07, 2007 02:00 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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