Your Girlfriend Is Ugly When... 4 comments | Posted by holycrap92 31 months ago

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Your girlfriend is ugly when...
(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.

(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.

(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

(6) She makes onions cry.

(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.

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stutterfly Posted on Jul 07, 2007 at 01:35 PM 628 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

why would a person go out with someone this ugly? i don't know any guys that would do that even if she has a great personality

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JASON Posted on Jul 20, 2007 at 02:55 AM 441 tokens, 2.31 days wasted

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guys want to play whit that cat

life is like sex you have your good times and your bad but you look forward to
it every day

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stutterfly Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 01:19 PM 628 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

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but an ugly girl's cat?

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Zuaznabar Posted on Jul 08, 2007 at 10:43 PM 8 tokens, 1.9 hours wasted

i know 1 guy that will do a goat if it stood still long enough. Quagmire! (from family guy)

My boyfriend is "Gifted", and thats more than I can say about you. ;)


Te comera tu alma!

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