Home Remedies 6 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 32 months ago

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Funny  HOME REMEDIES

1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down
>your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by usin
the sink.

4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.  Remember to use a
timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.

8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know
them.

Daily Thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.  NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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Token Posted on May 31, 2007 at 07:13 PM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

#6

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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konifur Posted on Jun 01, 2007 at 01:17 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by usin
the sink.

tried this but the wife went mad, she chased me out the kitchen then continued doing the washing up.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS....... i don`t get this one.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bigster Posted on Jun 01, 2007 at 02:47 AM 2,384 tokens, 6.15 days wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

then i guess you are the slinkie

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

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Bamber Posted on Jun 01, 2007 at 05:10 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Come on Steve, you must have seen a slinky, surely?

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konifur Posted on Jun 01, 2007 at 11:51 PM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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yes i have seen them but i honestly cant remember them being called a slinky.anne is still in bed at the mo but will ask the old girl,once she drags her self out of the pit, if she knows what it is.
maybe the Geordie's called it something else.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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ressurection666 Posted on Jun 05, 2007 at 07:54 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

All answers are replies, but not all replies are answers.

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