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16 comments | Posted by ramrock 33 months ago
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Bed Sheets
After drying my sheets, I put both of the neatly folded sheets and one of the pillowcases in the other pillow case. The next time you change sheets, you just take out the one pillow case with the sheets and the other pillow case inside. No need to look for matches.

Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a non-stick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.

Easy Deviled Eggs
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal the bag and mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, and keep mashing it up, mixing thoroughly. Cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze the mixture into the egg. Then simply throw bag away when done - easy clean up.

Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake / cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat fewer sugar / calories per serving.

Reheating Refrigerated Bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.

Newspaper Weeds-Away
(I actually used this method in both GA & FL - even kills off grass!) Start by putting in your plants. Work your normal nutrients into your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go, cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds WILL get through some gardening plastics. They will NOT get through wet newspapers.

Broken Glass
Use a dry cotton ball to pick up little broken pieces of glass - the fibers catch ones you can't see!

No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away.

Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it. To keep them from eating all of your bird seed, add red pepper flakes to the seed. The birds aren't bothered by it, but the squirrels hate it!

Easier Thank You cards
When you throw a bridal/baby shower, buy a pack of Thank You cards for the guest of honor. During the party, pass out the envelopes and have everyone put their address on one. When the bride/new mother gets ready to write out the thank you notes, they're all addressed!

New Bike
If you purchase a new bike for your child, place his/her picture inside the handle bar before placing the grips on. If the bike is ever stolen and later recovered, you can remove the grip and there is your proof who actually owns the bike.

Flexible Vacuum
To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge, add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum hose. It can be bent or flattened to get into those narrow openings.

Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. The same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place the pin in seam of slacks and - voila! - static is gone.

Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill it with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry the cup. Next, add your ingredient (such as peanut butter) and watch how easily it comes right out.

Foggy Windshield? Hate foggy windshields?
Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car. When the windows fog up, rub with the eraser! It works better than a cloth!

Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's a lot cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner that you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair...

Good-bye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass and fill it to ½" with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dishwashing liquid – mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!

Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it "home" & can't digest it. So it kills them. It may take a week or so (especially if it rains) but it works and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!

Sand Gone
Take baby powder to the beach. Keep a small bottle of baby powder in your beach bag. When you're ready to leave the beach sprinkle yourself and kids with the powder. The sand will slide right off your skin.

This is great! I have an addition to the list. Squirrels & raccoons climbing the pole to the bird feeder. Mix red or cayenne pepper with grease and apply to the pole. As soon as they lick their paws.....well, you know. it solved our problem after constantly shooting them.

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 29, 2007 at 07:57 PM
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Good suggestions !

Thank you, kindly !

xxx ooo

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for quEEnyquEEny
Posted on May 29, 2007 at 08:07 PM
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. . . are u sure u're name is not martha instead of mayetta? . . man, those are some GREAT ideas!!!!! thanks

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Posted on May 29, 2007 at 10:32 PM
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thanks! as a single dad i need all the help I can get!! got anymore?


 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on May 29, 2007 at 10:36 PM
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Great ones Martha, uhm Mayetta!

Here are two that I use often:

Painting: Use ziplock bags to keep your brushes in while taking a break or even overnight. They will not dry out even after months in the bag. Saves tons of clean up time.

Dirty Pots? Let the pot soak in hot water and use a dryer sheet soak with it. It breaks up the stuck on things really well!

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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on May 29, 2007 at 11:34 PM
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I will try the dryer sheets for mosquitoes. I hate all the spray on stuff, and taking a garlic supplement makes be burp garlic all day.

If you have a problem with mice in your home, put some peppermint oil( not extract) on some cotton balls and place around in areas where mice hang out( in cupboards, under stove ) it will drive them away, and smells nice too!

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on May 30, 2007 at 12:11 AM
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Reheat Pizza

i ate a slice of one week old pizza by mistake.

Sand Gone
i will try that one..Greek beaches don`t have showers on them, thanks. i am going away in 2 weeks time.

what is a dryer sheet.. i get attacked by mozzies all the time,i am sure they wait at the airport for me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Posted on May 30, 2007 at 01:37 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Dryer sheets are fabric softner you add into the dryer instead of liquid in the rinse cycle of the washing machine.


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on May 30, 2007 at 08:52 AM
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ok thanks token,it is worth a try, might be cheaper than buying the spray.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on May 30, 2007 at 01:50 AM
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in less then 24 hours i will be here to let you all know if the dryer sheets in the pockets work or not......my yard it infested with skeeders

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

 
View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on May 30, 2007 at 11:20 PM
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i tried it and it appears to have worked. although i was standing by a fire, but that usually doesn't stop them from eatting me alive

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on May 30, 2007 at 05:58 AM
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good one sis! ugoto should have a handy hints forum!!!!!!!!

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View Profile for kiepaykiepay
Posted on May 30, 2007 at 06:48 AM
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Soon as I read this, I got my apple vinager and dish liquid out. Every summer we get fruit flies and I can never get rid of them. I'll let you know if it works!


I just checked the cup and there are already two floating!! Yaaay!

Death to all fruit flies!!!!

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Posted on May 30, 2007 at 08:37 AM
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whooooooooooooooo-hoooooo oooooooooooo

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
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Posted on May 30, 2007 at 01:47 PM
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Posted on Jun 05, 2007 at 04:20 PM
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The coditioner trick works REALLY good..my legs are as smooth as a baby's butt!!! Thanks..now I have something to do with all the left over cond. ..I always run outta shampoo first.


 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Jun 05, 2007 at 04:37 PM
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I'm gonna try that mosquito one, but I have an issue with the raccoon tip. Isn't more entertaining to shoot them? Especially with something that won't kill them, like "An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time"
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