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Take a famous quote, saying, or slogan and substitute any word with "underpants."

"Give me underpants or give me death."

"May the underpants be with you."

"Underpants - It's what's for dinner."

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alex657684
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 09:19 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Ask yourself, do you feel underpants? Do you punk?

(This comment was modified on May 24, 2007 09:24 PM)

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wesmccann
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 09:21 PM
267 tokens, 3.19 days wasted

Damn the underpants. Full speed ahead.

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alex657684
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 09:25 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

I just saved a bunch of underpants by switching to GEICO

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ramrock
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 08:26 AM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

hahahha,or switch that around........I just saved a bunch of money by switching to underpants.

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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Gus80
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 09:26 PM
150 tokens, 1.59 days wasted

Im sweating my ass off carrying your stupid f___n underpants.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence...

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Sarah
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 09:48 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE UNDERPANTS !!!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Katt
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 10:04 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Not even for a dollar?

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Sarah
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 10:31 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

For you ?

FREE !

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 09:51 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

What if I want to subsititue every word with 'underpants'?

"Underpants underpants underpants, underpants-underpants under pants under pants underpants! Underpants underpants underpants underpants, underpants under pants underpants un derpants.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Gus80
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 09:55 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

thats from independence day isn't it???/ :)

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence...

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Sarah
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 10:33 PM
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Comment in reply to Gus80's original comment

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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BarFly
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 11:29 PM
350 tokens, 23.73 hours wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

How about you and me with no pants!

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Monkey
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 08:45 AM
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Comment in reply to BarFly's original comment

DEAL!

textitty text text

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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konifur
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 08:47 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

underpantsunderpants

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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BarFly
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 11:36 PM
350 tokens, 23.73 hours wasted

A kiss on the hand may be
quite continental,
But NO PANTS are a girl's best friend

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Bamber
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 01:12 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

A horse! A horse! My underpants for a horse!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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kiepay
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 04:56 AM
1,770 tokens, 1.71 weeks wasted

"They only thing we have to fear, is underpants itself"

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

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konifur
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 09:01 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to kiepay's original comment

" when you are in underpants..... no one can here you scream."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 05:07 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

It was the best of underpants, it was the worst of underpants.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 05:14 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Underpants O' Underpants.
Where Forth Are My Underpants.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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HornyRudy
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 05:42 AM
45 tokens, 14.57 hours wasted

Ask not what your underpants can do for you. Ask.what you can do for your underpants. (Like washing them once in a while!)

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Arch
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 06:46 AM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Let them eat underpants.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Bamber
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 07:09 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

I ate his underpants with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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killapenguin
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 07:28 AM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

Our Father in the heavens, hallowed be thy underpants.

" " - Harpo Marx

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konifur
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 08:56 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Rescue, my Lord of underpants, rescue, rescue!
The king enacts more underpants than a man,
Daring an underpants to every danger:
His underpants is slain, and all on foot he fights,
Seeking for underpants in the throat of death.
Rescue, fair lord, or else the underpants is lost!

KING underpants
A horse! a horse! my underpants for a horse!

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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konifur
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 08:59 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of underpants
Rode the six underpants.
'Forward, the Light underpants!
Charge for the underpants!' he said:
Into the underpants of Death
Rode the six underpants.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 09:12 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For underpants to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be underpants ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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alex657684
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 09:32 AM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

55 million underpants can't be wrong

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Sarah
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 11:27 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

The blacker the underpants, the sweeter the juice.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 08:47 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

That aint how it goes!

It aint?

Naw. Its the underpants the berry the sweeter the juice.

Oh..well..yeah, yeah. Her momma blacker than a mahfukka too.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Arch
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 02:59 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Four score and seven underpants ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all underpants are created equal.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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SaintJimmy
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 11:09 PM
692 tokens, 4.54 days wasted

They may take our lives, But they will neve take your underpannts

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Token
Posted on May 26, 2007 at 02:41 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

When life gives you underpants, make lemonade

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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Bamber
Posted on May 26, 2007 at 06:40 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

bury your head in the underpants

draw a line in the underpants

... and departing, leave behind us footprints on the underpants of time.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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kiepay
Posted on May 26, 2007 at 06:45 AM
1,770 tokens, 1.71 weeks wasted

Underpants, underpants, where for art thou underpants?

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

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Gatorbait
Posted on May 27, 2007 at 06:35 AM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Geico... so easy your underpants can do it

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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Gatorbait
Posted on May 27, 2007 at 06:52 AM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Got Underpants?

( I like this one...)

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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alex657684
Posted on May 27, 2007 at 08:20 AM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

To underpants a mockingbird

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Lokireloaded
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 07:30 PM
1,653 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

or even to "to kill and unterpants"?

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Sarah
Posted on May 27, 2007 at 10:16 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

No, I can't calm down ! 'Cause that's how I talk ! You aint never seen none of my underpants ?!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Token
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 01:56 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

"Your underpants is not long enough. Please make it more textual and worthy, then post again"

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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konifur
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 02:38 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
In the pee stained land of underpants,

We all live in a yellow underpants,
Yellow underpants, yellow underpants,
We all live in a yellow underpants,
Yellow underpants, yellow underpants,

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Token
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 03:01 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

I'll get you my pretty, and your underpants too!
* cackles*

The following image was attached:

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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Token
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 03:09 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

Underpants is falling down, falling down, falling down
Underpants is falling down, my fair lady.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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Bamber
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 04:37 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Underpants, and underpants, and underpants,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day...

W Shakespeare, Macbeth

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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Monkey
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 08:48 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

YOU CAN HAVE MY GUN WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD UNDERPANTS!

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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vickyizamofo
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 09:10 AM
5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

windows underpants

i souport publik edekasion

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Lokireloaded
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 07:31 PM
1,653 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

underpants, HUH, good god ya'll.
what are they good for?
ABSOLITELY NOTHING!!!!
say it again!!!!

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Lokireloaded
Posted on May 28, 2007 at 07:39 PM
1,653 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

"Underpants on my mind"-ray charles
"a little less conversaiton, a little more underpants please"-elvis
this will seem silly but "commando".
it has to do with underpants but not in that way.
"dont throw underpants in green houses"
"like underpants in a china shop"
"a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the underpants"
"underpants, the best a man can get!!!"

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Lokireloaded
Posted on May 29, 2007 at 01:44 PM
1,653 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

I met my love, by the gass works wall
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
I Kissed my girl by the factory wall
dirty underpants
dirty underpants

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