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Dave had tried to be particularly careful about his language as he
played golf with his preacher. But on the twelfth hole, when he twice
failed to hit out of a sand trap, he lost his resolve and let fly with a
string of expletives. The preacher felt obliged to respond. "I have
observed," said he in a calm voice, "that the best golfers do not use
foul language." "I guess not," said Dave, "What the hell do they have to
cuss about....?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. "What's the
matter?" asked Bill of his buddy. "You look kind of down." "My wife
just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin." "Why's
that?" "Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Doug stumbled into the bar and after several drinks confided to his
friend Bill, "The next time I give her the ultimatum 'Screw or Walk' I
must remember to be in my own car and not hers."
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