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A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dict-
ionary for the hardest words they knew.
The brunette's word was quizzical.
The redhead's word was photosynthesis.
The blonde's word was dick.
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Checkup
Bernie took his wife Sadie to see a psychiatrist for a
check up.
After examining her, the doctor took Bernie to one side
and said, "I have some very bad news for you. There is
nothing I can do to help your wife. Her mind has
completely gone."
"I'm not really surprised," Bernie replied, "Sadie's
been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 50
years."
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Favorite sex positions
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their
favorite sex positions:
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one", says the
other cowboy, "what is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all
fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach
around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands,
and then you whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just
like your sister's" and then you try to hold on for 8
seconds"
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ive used quizzical, photosynthesis, and dick before in sentences
(This comment was modified on May 15, 2007 03:59 PM)
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