From: DEVO©
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
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"We can stay out late tonight," Joe told his friend Bob.
"My wife's gone for a two-week vacation in the Caribbean."
"Jamaica?" Bob asked.
"No, it was her idea."
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Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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