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Weird Laws In Singapore
17 comments | Posted by quEEny 33 months ago
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Beside being know as a "FINE" city, Singapore also has some weird laws.


1) It is against the law and a public caning offense to not flush the toilet after using it. Special police randomly check on public restrooms.

2) It is illegal to perform oral sex unless it is part of foreplay leading to full sex.

3) Anyone not flushing a public toilet may receive a large fine.

4) A person convicted of littering three times, will have to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a sign saying "I am a litter lout."

5) Relieving yourself in an elevator is particularly forbidden

6) No hugging without permission, you can be charged for outraging modesty. Jail or fine.

7) No mooning pranks ie not drop down your pants. Its call insulting modesty. Fine. Nick Leeson was charged for that.

8) No grass. Its call drug consumption. Long jail.

9) No writing removable marking ink on someone else car. Its called vandalism. Cane. Ask Micheal Faye.

10) No sports or bar brawl. Its called Affray. One week jail.

11) No pocketknife in public places. Cane for locals. Deportation for foreigners. One Japanese fought his way out in court.

12) No expletives especially at women. Its called insulting her modesty. One architect got fine or jail. I can't remember which punishment he got.

13) No mention of the word 'bomb'. Whether in humor or anything. The bomb squad, goon squads will be all over you. One mother got it at the airport. Got interrogated for hours. Missed her flight of course.

14) No poking adverse comments at religion. You can be cited for sedition. Very serious matter. Ask one blogger. Or the Danish film producer.

15) No guns of any kind. Even electronic starter 'gun'. All guns are illegal in Singapore. Call them anything else or surrender it to the arms and explosive department.

16) No firecrackers. I think it is jail/cane/fine.

17) Only local ciggies allowed. 2 charges. One for illegal smuggling. Sentence further upsized for evading sales tax.

18) No pranks such as pulling another pants down. 2 charges. One for molest, the other for usining criminal force.

19) No utterance, 'I kill you' or waving a chopper even if you happen to be in the kitchen chopping veggies. Its called criminal intimidation. Lady jailed after losing appeal.

20) Don't introduce any stranger as your good friend and speak well of him. Its called abetment if he happens to be crook. Jail.

21) No fancy gifts like Playboy magazines. its called possession of pornographic materials. Fine on per item basis. The boys can go Geylang or the 4 floors of whores by themselves.

22) Do not call yourself a 'Hollywood movie' producer when everyone with half a brain knows you aren't. Its called impersonation. An extra charge to upsize your original offense..

23) Do not login on to someone unsecured wireless broadband. Its called hacking. Fine/Jail.

24) Homosexual sex is illegal

25) No illegal gatherings after 10pm. It will be considered as an illegal gathering if it consist of more than 2 people. Police officers will question you and your gang.


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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on May 11, 2007 at 07:27 AM
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Chewing gum is banned in Singapore under the "Regulation of Imports and Exports (Chewing Gum) Regulations." Except for chewing gum of therapeutic value, the "importing" of chewing gum into Singapore is absolutely banned.

A common misconception among citizens is that personal use quantities of chewing gum are allowed into Singapore. However, according to the set of Regulations, "importing" means to "bring or cause to be brought into Singapore by land, water or air from any place which is outside Singapore ..." any goods, even if they are not for purposes of trade. The set of Regulations also does not make any provisions for personal use quantities to be brought into Singapore. Therefore, bringing chewing gum into Singapore, even small quantities for whatever purpose, is technically prohibited.

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Posted on May 11, 2007 at 07:37 AM
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. . .oh man!!!

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Posted on May 11, 2007 at 08:07 AM
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Sounds like a lovely place to not ever visit.

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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on May 11, 2007 at 08:41 AM
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I've been there twice, it is a very clean city because of there strickness.

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on May 11, 2007 at 09:12 AM
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#1 sounds like a good idea. Maybe I'll write congress......

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Posted on May 11, 2007 at 01:34 PM
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4) A person convicted of littering three times, will have to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a sign saying "I am a litter lout."

lol!!!!!

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Posted on May 11, 2007 at 01:34 PM
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24) Homosexual sex is illegal


amen!

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View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on May 11, 2007 at 03:55 PM
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I've studied about Singapore in Human Geography.
Its amazing what they have achived by these laws. Its used to be a crappy place before, now it is one of the best.

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View Profile for AndoAndo
Posted on May 12, 2007 at 06:56 AM
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Yeah! Sounds like a fucking utopia, assuming a utopia doesn't allow some basic human rights.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on May 11, 2007 at 06:30 PM
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Well then !! I guess I'll stay away from Singapore
laws # 6 & 8 are way too harsh for me !

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on May 11, 2007 at 07:15 PM
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signapore needs to mellow out

they are taking all the fun out, with no farting in elevators, no jew jokes, no leaving a GIANT dump in a public bathroom

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 12, 2007 at 01:34 AM
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Any government that makes gay sex illegal, is probably full of closeted gay people.
Only homophobes (gay, but can't admit it) give that much attention to gay sex.
People who are secure in their sexuality, just don't care if people are having gay sex.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for AndoAndo
Posted on May 12, 2007 at 06:58 AM
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Ironically, saying that homophobes are closet-gays makes you sound a bit narrow-minded.

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 12, 2007 at 10:27 PM
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Not narrow minded ... just sick of the blind fear, that these people have of things that are "different".

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on May 12, 2007 at 01:47 AM
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It is illegal to perform oral sex unless it is part of foreplay leading to full sex.

so if you get caught getting a quick BJ.would the police actually stand and watch to see if you continue to have full sex?

hey! it wasn`t me!

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Posted on May 14, 2007 at 04:20 AM
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no guns to worry about, and watching people have sex....hmm, sounds like a fun job

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Posted on May 12, 2007 at 05:07 PM
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