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11 comments | Posted by bkvestal 37 months ago

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- Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

- Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

- Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

- How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

- Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

- Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

- When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'It's all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

- Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

- Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

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minodude
Posted on May 10, 2007 at 03:45 PM
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why would a clean house have a broken computer?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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adam
Posted on May 10, 2007 at 06:29 PM
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I was assuming that meant the house was clean because since the computer was broke there was nothing else to do.

I love my mother. But, she's totally fucked in the head.

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minodude
Posted on May 10, 2007 at 06:38 PM
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but a woman should not be on the computer

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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holycrap92
Posted on May 11, 2007 at 01:09 AM
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and a man shouldn't be sitting on his ass watching nascar,football, or whatever damn thing he watches. While the wife cleans the house.

I hope you were being sarcastic about women not being on the computer. Because. I am a female and I happen to be on the computer sometimes and i would never clean a house with the dude sitting on his ass. (to tell ya the truth. I'd probably be outside on the motorcycle or at the dirt track getting muddy on a dirt bike.

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If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

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minodude
Posted on May 11, 2007 at 07:34 PM
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A) i am sarcastic, its a long-running joke

B) the man works and brings in money, while the woman spends it at the mall

B isnt serious

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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holycrap92
Posted on May 13, 2007 at 11:25 PM
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cool. just needed to ask. can't tell.
you can't hear the tone of someone's voice over the computer. (well not on ugoto) I don't know if you are a sexist prick or just someone that has a sense of humor.

*i do have a sense of humor and can take a joke.*

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minodude
Posted on May 13, 2007 at 11:47 PM
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i figured

but i do get "hate mail" from people who are browsing the site, and decide to register just to tell me what a prick i am

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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videophotog
Posted on May 13, 2007 at 11:59 PM
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Isn't that Bruce aka Batman???

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on May 11, 2007 at 07:54 PM
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OK MINO,, PICK OUT YOUR SWITCH YOU NEED A ASS WUPPING,, YA KNOW ITS BEEN A COMING FOR A WHILE !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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