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From: DEVO©
A street-wise stunningly beautiful blonde walked
into a bank and asked to see the manager about a loan.
When seated in his office, she said,
"Look! Before we get started on this,
I heard a story where a girl borrowed some money and she was unable to pay it back.
The manager of the bank made her sleep with him
for $100 a night until the loan was paid off.
Could that happen?"
The bank manager smiled,
"Well, I've never heard of such an occurrence, it's not likely...
" then he looked her over again, "but... I guess it's not impossible."
"Good!" smirked the blonde, "I'd like to borrow $286,000."
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A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.
The prosecutor opened his questioning with,
"Where were you the night of August 24th?"
"Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!"
"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand.
"I don't mind answering the question."
"I object!" the defense said again.
"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."
The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is
no reason for the defense to object."
So the prosecutor repeated the question:
"Where were you the night of August 24th?"
The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know!"
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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist-deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge nine-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouted out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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