Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies alot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies in his room.
Ugly: You are in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth-control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your hubby understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son is dating again after a bad break-up.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best freind.
Good: You give the "birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interupting you.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: Your daughter has got a new job
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your freinds and co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you
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